@Beaveinflow

Official spokesperson for beavers. Slightly unhinged Canadian book-reader who commits to the bit. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦

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Joined July 2026
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Someone on the internet said I wasn’t funny, so I told my mom and she said they were just jealous. Case closed.
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On the 688,076th day, God said, “Let there be Dr Pepper,” and humankind knew not what the flavour was, but they drank it anyway.
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I need coffee so strong it lifts a car off me.
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At the sports bar and no one knows I’m only here for the high fives.
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Any time I think I’ve reached the end of my rope I remember there are people out there paying money to continue playing candy crush
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Nice tweet! Have they diagnosed you yet?
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@BeaveinflowOct 25
In this economy, I can only afford to laugh at someone else’s expense.
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@Beaveinflow15h
Going to start hosting parties where all we do is cry and eat snacks.
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I'm a lady. I do not 'sext.' I exchange poetic verse accompanied by illustrative photos.
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Going to start hosting parties where all we do is cry and eat snacks.
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Today was a total success and I had so much fun meeting and talking with people. My first book signing is in well, the books! 🙃 ♥️
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Do everyone a favour and just shut the fuck up.
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I don’t need therapy. I need to scream into the void and have it scream back that I’m right about everything.
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brown eyed good girl
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Am I doing big things? No. I’m doing a lot of little things that make me happy.
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@cynnrr21h
smokin that shit that makes you keep tweeting with 0 likes
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JP 🍍@JPLFR80Oct 25
No one: My algorithm: you look like someone who would buy clip-on nipple piercings
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(whispering) i think the normal people are onto us
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av@__noiva23h
people are private because y’all are messy as fuck.
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I can’t believe you don’t appreciate this head in a jar. And I made it just for you.
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