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Recently updated my lower weight into my watch and I’m now apparently burning calories much quicker. Just hit my 2,500 daily target getting undressed for the bath.
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Well done, Kimi. Youngest ever #F1 champion.
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THREE JUICY POINTS! #LIVARS #COYG
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How we are leading is a mystery! #LIVARS #COYG
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I can see White replacing Timber for the 2nd half. #LIVARS #COYG
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I’m thinking a point will do. Want the win, obviously, but Anfield is historically tough. #LIVARS #COYG
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Timber: You’ve just gotta play with big balls. Love it! #LIVARS #COYG
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Are all the British MCU guys Gooners? #LIVARS #COYG
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He should be pushing Denmark to apologise to us for the Viking raids. Some bacon or free Xmas trees or something.
EXCL: Andy Burnham has gone further than any previous prime minister towards offering a formal apology for Britain’s role in the transatlantic slave trade ahead of a Commonwealth leaders’ summit. As he prepares to fly to the Caribbean next week, the PM said he was open to calls for an official apology on behalf of the UK and offered formal talks to those affected, including individual countries and campaign groups. Burnham gave what amounted to a personal apology, saying he wanted to share his “sorrow and regret” for the pain and suffering of millions of people, and to recognise the way the slave trade still shapes the world now. But he rejected demands for the UK to pay financial reparations for its role, maintaining the position of successive governments that British people today could not be held liable for the past, however heinous. Instead, Burnham will launch a new drive to restructure debt for the poorest Commonwealth countries – led by former PM Gordon Brown and expected to eventually include organisations like the IMF – helping them repay debt over a longer period and on better rates. theguardian.com/world/2026/o…
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I don’t trust anyone who’s never passed out in a puddle of their own vomit.
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Summoning flesh-eating demons on Halloween. WCPGW
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REGIE SATANAS!
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Fireworks til January now.
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Almost fell into the bath before I got in it then just almost fell out of the bath before I got out. Something tells me I should spend most of the day sat down.
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TAKE YOUR HATRED OUT ON ME!
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There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
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Why did Sam Raimi not call Army Of Darkness Medieval Dead?
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This was playing when I found out that your mum has AIDS. #totp
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Foggy oggy oggy!
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