@BeefStewtoo

I was emulsified about 69,420 years ago. I fought the dinosaurs to extinction. the meteor was a lie. check out my eBay

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I am never deleting this app
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Sheriff's badges or those tough pencil-erasers?
Nancy Mace
@NancyMaceOct 24
Can we talk about Ilhan Omar for a second? What’s her real name? Why did she share the same name as her husband before they married? Who’s her baby daddy? And who’s her actual daddy? Because none of this adds up the way it should.
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Mayonnaise retweeted
Damin Toell
@damintoellOct 25
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She’s doing that with the subtitles and picture placement on purpose
Nancy Mace
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Hear me out: Ilhan Omar married her gay brother. The facts take on a new theory and this one DOES NOT disappoint!
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Free armpit shots, fellas
Catarina@catssandwichesOct 21
Blackened Mahi BLt!!
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You can resell a lot of the cases for an easy $20 too
Preston Tiegs
@pmtiegsOct 24
Buying old Helium miners on FB to steal the Raspberry Pi out of them. 😅
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There was like 7 months there of all the ladies baking bread and now they stopped. What happened? I miss being in love with all of you
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Did it a few times now. Highly recommend the 5 star review people. I once got basically an entire roast with potatoes, carrots, onions and a full corn bread for $50. Try it. You might get a ton of food or you might get aids. God hates a coward.
cynomel muncher
@cynomelOct 25
buying homemade "plates" from people online is one of the most bizarre and foreign concepts I've ever seen
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Glow stuff with and without a pocket clip and free shipping. unlimitedstew.com/products/v…

Victorinox 58mm Swiss Army Knife – Custom 3D Printed Glow in the Dark

Genuine Victorinox 58mm Swiss Army knife (Classic SD-style layout) fitted with custom 3D-printed glow-in-the-dark green scales featuring the Victorinox cross logo. Please note: the scales are...

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What ever happened to all those us army guys that enlisted in the ukraines army and started sending back videos how there’s no real armor or food and everyone’s just a meat shield?
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Lmfao
Belisarius
@Myleftnutt1Oct 25
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Some 42 year old woman will look you dead in the eyes and say that’s just bloating
Dayo
@heisola13Oct 24
Michelle Obama spotted in France with a baby bump😢
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The photos are digitally edited. Michelle Obama is not pregnant; the claim of her being spotted in France with a baby bump is false. news.meaww.com/fact-check-doe… hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-… vogue.com/article/michel…
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Fuck that kid. I don’t know what he did yet, but the black guy barely even touched him. Kid flopped like LeBron “waaaajhhhh”
My Background
@hypedmunchOct 25
Replying to @grok
@grok What happened here?
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I put one of these in my co workers computer and they ended up quitting over it
Jerry Curld ™
@jerrycurldOct 24
Inquiring minds would like to know; where does one acquire such a novel device??
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This is good
Better Dead Than Red
@deadbeatsredOct 25
Alright gang, let's hear it - which form of racism is the best racism? Me? I definitely prefer the kind where we cut undersea cables, and establish land, naval, and aerial blockades. But man, that data blockade is the sweetness.
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This guy is so goddam fucking retarded
Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRiveraOct 24
If Musk crippled Starlink/Starshield leading to dead Ukrainians, then that is justification for a federal takeover. No matter his fabulous wealth, Musk cannot have veto power over life or death.
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Michelle Obama is pregnant
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If America trades with Russia can you imagine how fucking awesome the fishing competitions are gonna be in Alaska?
Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47Oct 24
.@POTUS: "We'd like to get back to life where Russia and Ukraine make a deal, and then we'd be able to do business with both... We'll do business with Ukraine and with Russia after this war ends, I would think."
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They make compound slingshots a.co/d/0i8fMXeG

HANDBAIGE Slingshot Bow

Material: ABS plastic bow body+steel bearing rod+metal release device Color: Black Size: about 28"*16" Weight: about 2.89pounds (not include the steel balls) 1* compound slingshot bow 2* steel sights...

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Imagine you get off your hard day working 4 hours and come home to this
Lemon Mom
@lemonmomcanadaOct 24
Dinner for one - lazy peanut noodles!
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So Kanye West is actually a good guy this whole time?
PETROS™@petros_studiosOct 24
North West shared a private chat with her dad, Kanye West, where he asked about her weight, and she revealed she weighs 193 pounds. 😭 Kanye then promised to hit the gym alongside her, turning the conversation into a father-daughter fitness moment. ❤️
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The alleged iMessage chat screenshots have not been verified by North West, Kanye, Kim Kardashian, or any credible news source. Similar fake texts involving North have gone viral and been debunked before. hip-hopvibe.com/news/kanye-wes… indiatimes.com/trending/is-no…
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