Jerry Burlock

Don’t let this white boy get hot #yup

Pet peeve when you pick someone up and they don’t have the decency to be ready when you get there and you gotta sit there like a chump

Fetty wap just played on my Spotify. Kinda lit can’t lie

A week ago my barista asked me out however I’m trying to pull her coworker. Not sure if there’s any hope now but trying my best to scheme something up… tough situation for Jerry #pondering

Absolutely abysmal past 24 hours for the t wolves after I was riding so high

Mf wearing a Fred vanvleet jersey as an undershirt at the vikes game #what

What a cocktail menu

University of Minnesota is the land of bad fake tans #noticing

Not so sure this one’s going to work out…

Sometimes I’ll just make a sandwich and think it might be the greatest thing I’ve ever tasted in my life

Cal poly mention on pmt today #RollStangs

Sitting next to two guys at the wild game that are wearing way too much cologne and shopping for $3k handguns online #RE2PECT

I have joined a pickleball league. It is me and forty 60+ yr olds. It rocks.

After being a bit of a twink for a while and not eating sweets, I am officially getting back into sweets. Starting with oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. Those things bang. Step 1: find someone who can reliably make them for me

Hand feeding a horse an apple is on my bucket list #🍎 #🐴

Having Doritos for the first time in a long time. The spicy kind. I think Doritos are back. #putthewordout

Will Richard might just be the best player of all time

Murakami has me all in on the White Sox even though they are division rivals. That guy just rocks

JJ McCarthy is gone. Whilst I was hopeful for him, ever since that video of him “grounding” at Michigan came out, he was destined for this outcome. If Kyler can’t shape up next week, I will be preparing for 6 more yrs of mediocrity until we take another shot on a rookie qb #skol

Hunting into a good college football slate is so goated