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Growing up is understanding that in Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man who she had sex with one time.
Meanwhile, her husband worked hard all his life to maintain her and give her and her children a life of luxury, who would surely have also appreciated the inheritance and lived peacefully.
She could of also given the pendant to her Granddaughter who took care of her, her whole life.
The real villain of the movie gentlemen, no doubt it was Rose.
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"The tyranny around loving yourself is bonkers to me," Samantha Irby says. "You don't have to! What is this thing where you have to be publicly celebrating your body?" nyti.ms/3pbQSxY
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Real life seems to be catching up with “Seinfeld.”
The final episode of the sitcom aired 25 years ago today. But now, in an era when adulthood priorities are being re-evaluated, it has taken on new relevance. nyti.ms/3nVgZIX
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Afeni had the vision, Tupac shared it with the world. FX’s Dear Mama, a new docuseries. This Spring on FX. Stream on Hulu. #DearMamaFX
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The perfect candidate for voters whose concerns are less about healthcare and the economy than more relevant issues, like vampires and werewolves.🧛🐺
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It is hard to explain how strange this was if you were not there.
It's 1985.
Eddie Murphy is the biggest MOVIE star in the world.
Decides he is a singer as well.
Drops a single produced by Rick James.
It reaches No 2 on the Billboard Hot 100.
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Me: So Christ’s body is the bread?
Priest: yes
Me: and he rose from the grave
Priest: yes...
Me: because of the yeast?
Priest: no
Me: okay, none of this makes sense
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Dollar General when they see an open field in the smallest Midwest town
