Mark T.

what is the point of nascar racing with pickup trucks? Is it in case, right around lap 15, the driver's buddy calls for help moving a couch? – at Glen Cove, NY

I just had to chase off the group of teens that have been breaking into cars in my complex. Glad their rock throwing is extremely inaccurate. Shit is getting ridiculous in Corn Hill – at New York, USA

Ostriches must be the worst animal to farm. Runs 70 mph? Check. Can kill you with a kick? Check. Hates you? Check. – at New York, USA

I am rooting for the @Chiefs to loose, but that roughing the passer call was total bullshit. #nfl – at New York, USA

I apologize for what I said about the #bils earlier. They know this shit much better than I do. – at Baltimore, MD

this year, the #bills are going to crush out dreams in the billsiest bills way that has ever billsed. – at Baltimore, MD

"It's the new iPhone 14" "and...you got it on Verizon?" You assholes are literally sitting in a giant Verizon sign. I hate advertising. – at Brighton, NY

Nobody in the world hates you as much as the guy taking your pizza order over the phone. – at New York, USA

LFG!!!!!!!! If the #bills win tonight, I'm going th the airport – at New York, USA

"I only want to be with you" by Hootie and the Blowfish is the only song you can sing in its entirety without moving your lips. – at New York, USA

I just accidentally knocked my plate of German noodles on the ground. I've never been great at Spätzle awareness. – at New York, USA

"Cooper Kupp" is one of the most annoying athlete names ever, and sports media figures won't stop repeating it cuz it's phonetically fun to say – at New York, USA

What is this " #craftbeer " that everyone talks about? Is it hazy? – at New York, USA

Q: How long? How long must we sing this song? A: 4 minutes, 40 seconds. – at New York, USA

I'm uncomfortable with that term 'Ultimate Frisbee.' I've seen no proof that this the best a Frisbee-based game can get. – at New York, USA

This is my friend. This is the culmination of all that is wrong with my life. Happy birthday @cbaker042 – at New York, USA

If you're trying to trim your 80 man roster to 53, ditching the rapist is a pretty easy call. #Bills – at Fairport, NY

Have the #Bills done the right thing yet? – at Fairport, NY