Fred “The Funk” Maxwell

BREAKING NEWS: NFL Veteran and North Carolina State quarterback Mike Glennon is being interviewed for the Head Coaching job at NC State.

If I want flavor I’m not going to Raising Canes #trash

Where can I bet on that Phillip being HC been trying to do that for like 5 days. Not on Kalshi #lank

Heard Phi Tau’s gonna run campus when they get the SNU house. Put your bitch on a leash! #snufiles

If you where a trash bag over your head to a ball game. You’re a corny ass nigga. #justlettingyallknow

Fuck Dave Doeren #octoberbasketball

I think there would be world peace if every song had a fiddle in it

Our team might not win the game. But we’ll definitely be on Finally Friday 🤙🏻#nails

CJ Bailey DJ Elliot and Dave Doeren can suck my dick. Worthless as hell. #draintheswamp

We meet again amigo. #cerveza

I’m testing this theory at the Zeta house tonight. #educateyourdaughter

What happened? RIP Whiskey. #whatusedtobe

Didn’t get an invite to Mallard Ball. Time to lock in.

Drinking IPAs is performative #facts

Wolfpack play football today

Vegas wants everyone to be a millionaire. Richmond spread is lock. #gopack

Watching my two least favorite coaches in college football #gopack