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"pronouns" implies the existence of noobnouns, godnouns, and hackernouns
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scissors beats paper because paper is a lesbian
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40 years olds be at their dead end desk job listening to High Hopes Panic at the Disco
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caveman: can i eat this huckleberry, finn? finn: *shakes spear* no
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you used to call me on my telephone late night on your am radio
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i just stretched like a cat and almost shoved my arms into the moving ceiling fan
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i was a bored neurodivergent kid in school what was i gonna do Not eat paper
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Second Chance Vance
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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transformers orgy call that a 4 way stop
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wtf i thought this was ai this is REAL????
Mr. Beast linked up with Lil Baby for his remix of β€œDead Fresh” 😭
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casuals writing their reviews of the newest flash on tumblr and she hering roxy you fucking larpers.... why does literally no one actually read the sorce material being trans is legitimately the only thing meat roxy does and all of you still forget
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let me share a piece of advice: awruff awooo
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i have too much love in my heart 2 keep hating myself
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blehhh. blehhhhhhh
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this is so comedically embarrassing how do u ban Chris Predator Catcher for catching a predator
β€œTo Catch a Predator” host Chris Hansen was banned from Roblox live at CrimeCon while demonstrating its child safety risks with YouTuber Schlep His account vanished moments after a user tried to move their conversation to Snapchat
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