Look, man, you said "make the bed." You DIDN'T say "make the bed but not in an abstract expressionism kind of way."

If you or anyone you know in the San Francisco Bay Area needs pro bono legal advice about anything related to anyone in trouble for protesting Trump, ICE, extrajudicial killings, or anti-trans trash monsters, DM me. In dark times, we must lift each other up. Go to hell, fascists.

way of the samurai rule 29: in a rainstorm, be not vexed by the water falling on your head, instead be mindful that you are receiving sustenance

hate to brag but it’s been fuck elon musk over here for at least half a decade

2025 little donnie trump: "i could stand in the middle of fifth avenue and kill a planeload of civilians & a helicopter-crew of soldiers, and I wouldn't lose any voters, ok? it’s, like, incredible.”

if you still have a facebook or instagram account & you’re not amy coney barrett I mean what are you doing???

Fuck Elon Musk & this website. The spirit of Behemoth lives on through Waffle & Baby Bee at Bluesky! @fastmissile.bsky.social

Merry Christmas, New Zealand!* (*See, that’s a joke about New Zealand being so far ahead on the clock that even on Thanksgiving, it’s actually a month later in New Zealand.)

First time since March 9, 1997, that Diddy would switch places with Biggie.

Today, she chose violence.

The Rings event at the Bully Olympics

DO YOU EVEN RELAX BRO?!