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She/her. Writes wrongs for hire. My anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, hun.

Pale Blue Dot
Joined December 2012
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Welcome to Whose Life is It Anyway? Where everything hurts and the points don't matter.
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RAMA BHABHI HATIYE—
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ACL recovery got me daydreaming about simpler joys like sitting on the floor, bending to pick up my cats, bending to feed them, bending to clean their litter, bending to clean their puke, etc.
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Is this it: NYC Cops/H2E Room on Fire: Reptilia FIOE: YOLO, Red Light, Razorblade Angles: UCOD, TFAF, Life is Simple Comedown: Slow Animals, OWT FPP: Threat of Joy New Abnormal: Selfless, BBTC, Ode Reality: LITF, Babble
what’s everyone’s fav strokes song from each album ? mine are is this it : h2e rof: 12:51 or automatic stop fioe: vision of division angles: …take a fat guess comedown machine: chances fpp: threat of joy tna: brooklyn bridge or wassd reality awaits: falling out of love
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Nagging is more annoying for the nagger than the one being nagged!
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Go back to your family!!! Do something @NYCMayor
📷 Nick Valensi fez uma aparição especial no palco do Duran Duran hoje em Paris, para tocar "Rio" com a banda. ©️ gavin_elder
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They should create invisible shapewear for flabby arms
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Paul Baker
Nowadays you can't even go outside and roam freely, you may end up in someone's vlog.
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Funny how when you’re waiting in line at the doctor’s, the patients before you take at least 1 hour each. But when it’s your turn, you’re done in less than 10 minutes.
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Love both down but why is Switched on Pop completely incapable of criticising Taylor? There’s reaching and then there’s whatever pretzel they were making twisting themselves into trying to find cool things to say about the Encore tracks.
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Been in physio for a few weeks now because my KNEES… my 32-year-old KNEES are injured and today my physio (younger than me) said I’m “too YOUNG to be dependant on a knee brace.”
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Tukaram Mundhe please inspect my kitchen
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Okay that sounds dirty. I meant my kitchen is dirty. Okay that’s dirty too.
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Lonely in the Future is the most Virgo-coded song Julian Casablancas has ever written. #IYKYK
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This makes it sound that her cause of death was being surrounded by her loved ones 🫠
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And how River manages to somehow get more pathetic 🤣
We don’t talk enough about how Jack Lowden manages to somehow get hotter with every new season of Slow Horses
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A greater woman wouldn’t beg But I looked to the sky and said Pls
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The cigarette smoke is a smell that I know, it clings to my clothes, and seeps into my bones
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Drowning in the Blue Nile, he sent me ‘Downtown Lights’.
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FURY TO TRANQUILIIIIIZE
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Losing my mind this one’s for all my mean girls
🚨 THE STROKES E CHARLI XCX TOCANDO “TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT” AGORA NO OUTSIDE LANDS.
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