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Clad in latest US Space Force uniform, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth prepare to embark on a five-beer mission to fuck up new worlds, to stomp out new life and new civilizations, to drunkenly go where no drunk has gone before...
"Camilla, I never should have let my last Royal Butler go. Yes yes, I know we had to lock up the whiskey but blimey, that fellow knew how to wield a brolly..."
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WHA goaltender fondly recalls starting chainsaw during Hallowe'en game bench clearing brawl.
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This year's top Hallowe'en costume for girls reflects 2019's superhero motif, while boys lean toward the more cerebral & powerful Pierre Delecto.
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Front porch Hallowe'en pumpkins are customarily discarded before November 15th.
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On Hallowe'en walk, shamed canine subjected to mocking hoots of derision by neighborhood feral cats.
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At sunset on Hallowe'en, cats begin purge of miserly owners who refuse to buy gourmet canned salmon.
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At the US Democratic Party 2016 Halloween Ball, there were no delegates dressed as Linus to warn of the approaching Great Orange Pumpkin.
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"Penguin" expected to be top children's Halloween costume for 2020.
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Popular "Ancient Ming Vase" Halloween costume sold out at many US Walmart locations.
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