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Virgin have their finger on the pulse. A kind gesture after cancelling flights people paid stupid money for
Sure, it's not a chance at Grand Final glory but in this economy dozens of large garbage bags full of 10c gold is arguably the bigger win on the night. Thanks Hawks fans.
BREAKING: The VFL said they were eagerly awaiting another Fitzroy Lions 3 peat
They are calling it the rematch to the 1995 round 3 blockbuster where Fremantle got the drop on Fitzroy to secure their very first win in the league.
Imagine having a bunch of AI cameras on you while you try and figure out which chicken ovenables monstrosity you were going to chuck in your air fryer
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Also we will never know how many others have died on Victorian roads as a direct result of this government’s corruption. Just some of the victims of 12 years of criminality.
Opinion: It was only a matter of time before Victoria’s deteriorating road network cost someone their life. This is what happens when you need to find $34bn for an underground train from nowhere to nowhere and $15bn to hire bikies on your Big Build. > bit.ly/46XPeSI
BREAKING: The White House has released a statement that Trump has guided the 49ers to victory with his heroics on the field today in Melbourne
Lucky we don't have to play any of them as it's a rare situation where Australia may be disadvantaged playing somewhere in Australia
What a shock lol
I know if I was an active drug dealer fearing very serious consequences I'd talk to the media about it #fourcorners
Fox Footy team are going to need a truckload of fresh grundies to get through the week thebelltowertimes.com/afl-re…
Hearing the AFL has enthusiastically endorsed SportsBet's call for an acting coach to join the SB family for a side hustle
"Tuesday will be fuck Bull Creek Day. There will be nothing like it!!! Send your fuckin' planes to the Strait or you'll be living in HELL! JUST WATCH! Praise be to South Street Red Roota. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP"
Trump has cancelled his Bull Creek Leeming Footy Club membership thebelltowertimes.com/trump-…
