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I bet #CaseyAnthony is glad. #GeorgeZimmerman is making her become a shadow on the wall as she creeps by. Someone hear that hawk?

@FrankoKoulianos I guess it's time to open up my restaurant "the bench" where the BBQ flows like the black on my robe #GeorgeZimmerman

Calgon, take me away!

And now a tasty episode of Amen on the Gospel music channel. #inmysnuggie

#CaseyAnthony got the stripper haircut option straight out of jail. hlntv.com/Casey

DAILY ADMONITION: BBQ ribs make me sleepy... BBQ beans cause hawks to perch on a ledge outside my window.... #bubblegrumbles

NOTE-TO-SELF: Buy that new "Robe Expander" I saw for sale at Home Depot... Check and mate!

FACTOID: I've eaten bear before... That's right, I said it...

A brisket, a basket, I need a new nap-kin. BBQ in the morning is glorious! #HappyHumpDay

3 wisemen showed up at my house on Christmas bearing gifts of ribs, hot wings, and collard greens... #Tistheseason

On the 1st day of Channukah my boo gave to me... A 6-piece spicy with a side of cornbread and-an-assort-ment-of-dipping-sau-ces. #Christmas

Yeah I told that crazy chick that she's has to pay it back! Start dem pornos girl... #CaseyAnthony

I've been placing orders for Justice all day long people.

@EveWhite33 Who is twag? Like, i got the moves like twagger... That kinda of twag?

Q: If you fart at the the sidebar and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? A: Depends on if you can blame it on the hawk...

Went fishin and caught me an Anthony! Bring your Ohio-State-hat-wearin' self back to Orlando... We all know it was you sucka!

DAILY ADMONITION: Invest in BBQ ribs. It's like the gold and silver of the stock market.

@Dr_B_Frigo They were jealous of my Honey-Bear goodness. They made me put on a sarong. #dirty_soap

What's up tweeps? Sorry I was on a month-long BBQ smoked ribs tour. Apparently Super Chef Bobby Flay was unable to attend... #CaseyAnthony

Tonights safe word is riblet! Let's get it on! 