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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Las Vegas, NV.
Joined July 2009
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Zimmerman prosecution: If you have facts, pound the facts. If you have the law, pound the law. When you have neither, pound the table.
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“Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.” - Robert Anthony
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Congrats to Tom Schneider (@DonkeyBomber) on his third bracelet win in $1,500 HORSE Event 15 at the @WSOP. Stack 'em to the top, Tom.
If you're the guy that HAS to tell everybody the complete mathematical breakdown of every hand, 99% chance you're a dickhead. #Odds #WSOP
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Whenever I see a kid disdainfully toss in a min-chip to call a big bet, I'm always happy to wait while he counts out the rest.
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Cards should be squeezed like boobs: WITHOUT FINGERNAILS.
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Ben Devlin retweeted
Replying to @DukeOfFremont
I have spawned another radio show: donkdown.com/duke-of-freemon… @DukeOfFremont @BryanMicon @Stienski @Saramar1st @stuckinpgh
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America's Problem---> "We are not eating food anymore, we are eating food-like products." #HungryForChange #Netflix @gymratdiaries
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Ben Devlin retweeted
Be selective in your battles, sometimes peace is better than being right.
Ray Lewis is an impressive athlete but he had a murder "situation" and has 6 kids by 4 woman so take it easy w/the Holy High Horse stuff.
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Ben Devlin retweeted
Relationship advice tip #14: Treat your mate with a mutual respect and make her pancakes. Bitches love pancakes.
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Ben Devlin retweeted
#aokijump #59 the WSOP 2012 Jump. Las Vegas Nevada instagr.am/p/MyarTnPaO9/
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I literally have tears of laughter streaming down my face after looking through these! is.gd/M2OhOz thanks for sharing @KristyArnett
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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it’s probably shit.
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You put the "FML" in female.
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I've seen a lot in live poker but never this last hand-- QQ 44 33 Q43Q4 all in flop with AA
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Would you have played this bubble hand differently in the @WSOP wp.me/p1B9XQ-kN #wsop1 #fb
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Here's the overview of today at the WSOP...the Daily Shuffle: wsop.com/news/2012/May/3793/…
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I'm going to Las Vegas for the Summer! To celebrate I have made a song about the WSOP: youtube.com/watch?v=FPhoJAvj…
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