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Spurs have essentially walked into TK Maxx and paid the original label price for everything.
Unattached Managers:
Conte
Nagelsmann
Howe
Deschamps
Guardiola
Klopp
Slot
Martinez
Van Gaal
Löw
Frank
Koeman
Southgate
Ten Hag
Solskjaer
Bielsa
Allardyce
Parker
Van Persie
Gerrard
McKenna
Blanc
Benitez
Rooney
Hodgson
Ince
McCarthy
de Boer
Of available options for #mufc, Conte is most logical but no direct approach and suspect club aren’t brave enough to go for him. If Eddie Howe was still at Newcastle, United would not be in for him. Shouldn’t be considered just because he’s available. Ditto Nagelsmann.
You know exactly what you’re doing with this headline.
… it’s also crap English.
Should be “Manchester United’s training ground” plus should be a semi colon, not a comma before however. Or a full stop.
Great journalism there.
If the Glazers & INEOS are at odds, we really are into the endgame.
Replying to @BenDrawty
This seems like cracks in the relationship even the glazers are trying to pr there way out of the shit show rat life's caused that says alot
Carrick’s still here & next up is a wounded Chelsea at Stamford Bridge.
Coventry have Sunderland
Spurs against Palace
Forest go to Brentford
There is a small chance United could be in the relegation zone this weekend 🫣
Err, what?
🚨 NEW:
Sources say that the handling of Manchester United’s job cuts by Sir Jim Ratcliffe did NOT sit well with the Glazers, particularly Joel and Avram.
One source says that Ratcliffe’s implementation of the program jarred with Joel’s “sense of decency and old-fashioned values”.
#MUFC [@MarkOgden_]
Dyche’s Man United:
GK Trafford
RB Livramento
CB Tarkowski
CB Maguire
LB Spence
CDM Wharton
CM Mainoo
AM Gibbs-White
LW Rashford
RW Bowen
ST Toney
Low intensity. Long ball counter attack. Grind out 38 1-1 draws.
Imagine.
100%
Howe would be like Clough at Leeds. Out in a month.
He’d be a good choice. But the fanbase will not accept him. Which means his authority would be doomed from the start.
Nagelsmann it’ll be.
Replying to @BenDrawty
How wouldnt see a season, the fan base already are Howe out before he’s started. Poison chalice
Disagree.
Howe isn’t the ‘attractive’ choice. He’s the no frills choice.
United NEED stability for a few seasons. Not yo-yo between CL football, mid table & relegation battles.
Howe would consistently put United in Europe whilst the squad is rebuilt. Forget titles for now.
Replying to @BenDrawty
Howe is objectively the worst choice on the list so it's almost certainly going to be him that we go for.
Kimi Antonelli is basically World Champion.
He’d have to retire from every five remaining races & either Hamilton or Russell win every race 🤣
Job done.
At this point, the biggest threat to the challenge is male pattern baldness.
Day 750 of not cutting my hair until @manutd win 5 games in a row! 🙏
Current Streak - 0/5
Little Princess Trust Fundraiser in bio 💜
#manutd #mufc #hairgrowth #carrick
Emery: Starts out fantastically well. Gets a few good signings in the summer to suit his style. All goes to crap. SACKED early 2028.
Fabregas: Players don’t respect a young manager. Results up and down. SACKED March 2027.
Poch: Plays the youth. Youth get hammered. SACKED 2027.













