bladesmith, punk in a button up, absurdist, former bouncer, nerd who doesn't know shit, grumpy old man in training, i'm ben foede (he/him)
New London, MN
Joined August 2013
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When you are 26 years old, it common to spend a lot of time pursuing what you want without spending much time considering why you want it. When I was 26, I wanted to be a successful YA novelist. I wanted it more than I wanted a long life, or happiness, or a family...
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When something good happens to me, I get extremely anxious that something terrible will soon follow. My brain has zero chill.
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The most breathtaking church from every country in Europe 🧵
1. Germany: Cologne Cathedral, Cologne (1880) 🇩🇪
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I wish I could get behind the “I beat cancer” frame. I did things, other people did things, and I mostly just got lucky (aside from the getting cancer part.)
But most importantly, it’s more like “risk of relapse fades over the next few years, but you never know!”
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of course you think tony's pizza is the best frozen pizza, you're a first year pizza eater. then you're gonna be regurgitating tombstone propaganda until you discover red baron next year and wonder why ya ever wasted on money on something other than brick oven style am i right?
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Back in my day, the only balloons we cared about had children in them – at Minneapolis, MN
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Story time: A few months ago, the YouTube algorithm decided to start showing me @GameChangerSam YouTube Shorts. The more I saw, the more I was like "I need to find full episodes of this show if they exist somewhere, because christ this shit is funny." 1/7
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Boil water advisory issued for areas of Saint Paul and Maplewood for the next 24 hours. Customers in the affected areas are being asked to boil water for three minutes before using. More information and a map of impacted areas can be found at pulse.ly/wxswosvrbe
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I hope young actors in the future use Daniel Radcliffe as the shining example of what to do when you get that franchise money. Guy 100% does stuff he wants, constantly makes interesting weird choices, always seems to have fun. You make a billion dollars, go find cool stuff.