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Tall Starbucks iced coffee with iq to match. Terror of turkeys and burritos.

SF Bay Area
Joined October 2011
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January JD Vance at the Oracle of Delphi: Tell me, what will happen in the midterm elections The Oracle: the losing side will post Harry Potter fanfiction and Star Wars, while the winning side will post edits of Mussolini JD Vance smiled to himself, confident…
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He’s so good
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"What are you doing?" - "Oh just playing a Switch game."
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I celebrate Columbus Day so I can insult the man. Indigenous people ought to get the Friday after thanksgiving. Make it a proper holiday of feasting then remembrance.
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I did not really much thought into suggesting Indigenous Peoples day after Thanksgiving. Maybe it should be the Wednesday of to screw with the bankers.
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um actually the pre-existence of souls was declared anathema at the second council of Constantinople.
What if babies choose their parents?
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Why is she sad? Animated, modelled etc by me! Audio made by Barnakull 💜🌸
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God, I hope someone has the mind to start pushing statins into the President so he doesn’t blow a vein. That would be bad. So very bad.
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How the US is gonna move after this
USA has been eliminated from the World Cup. They lost 4-1 to Belgium.
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Your company’s new “AI agent workflow” 🤣 That was painful to watch. 😭
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A well-respected MMA coach who always posts training tips and is based out of Australia says he arrived in the U.S. for an already-scheduled seminar, but was detained at the border, thrown in a federal prison and ultimately deported. The details of his story are harrowing:
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Ok something happened. Checking out Mikey K’s recent posts.
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How can you tinder all day? This is depressing seeing people 1000000 x more attractive than I. Wait, I’m looking at grinder. Ahhh, that’s why it’s got all the LabCorp ads.
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Oh god the bots are back with a vengeance.
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Olympic Break dancing is pretty interesting. It’s scored on an iPad with sliders to move the criteria scores between the breakers, with a master slider one might jam if a breaker totally wows with a quadruple Salchow skeleton prance on a west bridge. Whatever that looks like.
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