A short story: Growing up I was obsessed with @LUFC. I also loved drawing. Thus the 2 things inevitably collided & I spent most of my free time sketching my Leeds United heroes. Think @CheapPanini without the irony (Though tbh I don’t think David Hopkin ever looked so good) /1

I’m sorry but bay, sash, casement, tilt and turn and skylights: your boys took one hell of a beating. Leeds have had the best window of all time #LUFC #MOT

Sure, tonight was disappointing. But who in their heart of hearts can’t say they’re salivating at the prospect of a bronze medal match against France on Saturday?

Ok, but how the hell am I meant to sleep after that?🤪

*A conversation with my 4 year old* Me - Guess what animal I saw in the garden last night? Him - A cat? A dog? Me - Nope. Here’s a clue: it has long back legs for jumping Him - Oh no, don’t tell me it was a kangaroo

Sorry, long term hearing loss, you’re taking one for the team #LUFC #ALAW #MOT

Yet again, the only person at Wembley in a tank top 🤷‍♂️ #MOT #LUFC #ALAW

I’m thrilled to be hosting this year’s East Yorkshire Apprenticeship Awards on 18th June at Hull’s MKM Stadium. Don’t forget, nominations close tonight - so if there’s somebody you know who deserves some recognition, now’s the time to act! #EYApprentice26

Being a Leeds fan in a nutshell: 90+6.59 “I think I’m actually having a heart attack” 90+ 7 “We’re staying up and we’ll win the cup🤪” Wouldn’t have it any other way #LUFC

Starting to think Reform based all their policies around this 1950s film poster

Bumped into this guy at Elland Road and somehow we just Kliched… #MOT #LUFC #ALAW

Don’t know why it looks like we’ve just recorded a Christmas No. 1, but these lads were incredible last night and equally amazing in person today #LUFC #leedsunited #MOT

A fantastic initiative in partnership with an incredible organisation in the @samaritans

Here we go again 🤩🤞 #MOT #LUFC

Ten minutes after hearing of the passing of the Prince of Darkness, I was driving through a nearby village and almost crashed the car on seeing this exhibit in the local scarecrow festival. I think Ozzy would’ve approved 🤘

I’m due to be playing football for the first time in six years on Sunday, against ex pros in 30 °C heat. What could go wrong…?😅

Even Aldi are getting in on this 4th of July mumbo jumbo Best served if you mix 'em and cook 'em in a pot like gumbo #StraightOuttaChompton #NWA #4thofJuly

Had such a blast performing warm up and announcement duties at the @intofilm_edu Awards yesterday in Leicester Square. You can’t beat pratting about on stage for a great cause Also…Hugh Grant!