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Launceston, England
Joined June 2010
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This is like when David Brent played guitar to his staff during the training day
Ed Sheeran fez show fechado para os jogadores da Inglaterra na Copa do Mundo.
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"How were those few hours last night where the England Vs Mexico game was set to be rescheduled from 1am to 7pm?"
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Ecuadorian manager!!!!??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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First time #MUFC have won away at Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool in the same league season since 1984/85.
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The clocks have changed AGAIN. Just when you get used to it they pull the rug out from under you. It’s a GAME to them. I’d rather have never been born than have to live like this.
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Chelsea have almost respected the ball too much there.
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Two years ago today Plymouth were sitting comfortable in the Championship with Steven Schumacher in charge. Now 22nd in League One with fans not enjoying it 👀 Ian Foster and Wayne Rooney appointments quite literally a disaster.
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30 minutes into a new Premier League season and a player has reported audible racist abuse from a supporter.
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Newcastle fans in tears over Sesko 🤣😭
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Maybe the real Mbeumo is the friends we made along the way
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The actual World Cup never saw a 10-0 in 95 years, despite infamous discrepancies between teams over the years. Took two games at the Club World Cup.
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We’ll be playing carabao cup games in August
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I’ve a new-found respect for Soccer Aid after sitting through this.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 teapawt.net/ChuchoMaine/status/191…
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the way pickford flies in to shot here is all time. could be a top 5 knee slide ever
Arne Slot's reaction to Everton's 98th minute equaliser 😤 Jordan Pickford's knee slide in the background 👀 That ending was ridiculous.
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Beard is best.
ARGYLE BEAT THE PREMIER LEAGUE LEADERS! 💚
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WHAT HAVE WE JUST SEEN
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TBF Shocking from the linesman. Maguire was miles off
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