what the *fuck* am i doing with this. Porro, Richarlison, Solanke potetially out. Poundland Alberto Moreno, Estupinan and the exhumed remains of Jamal Lascelles.
it was going so well, until it wasn't
praying for an absolute textbook Monday Night Football stinker under the floodlights tonight.
0-0, total xG of 0.7, record numbers of people sticking Family Guy on ITV 2 instead