Mostly about football. Work for @Spotify, tweet for me. Host @Ultimate_XI podcast.
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Also, if anyone else can remember the bizarre football management game that @TheNewsAtGlenn mentions in this episode where Zidane dies in a plane crash, then please come forward. We need to corroborate this insanity.
NEW EPISODE🦉
The one and only @TheNewsAtGlenn picks a @swfc Ultimate XI, featuring:
🧙♂️"better than Waddle"
💕 loan player loves
🚓 much crime
Listen now:
Spotify: spti.fi/kp4xA77
Apple: apple.co/3SQjFnV
#UltimateXI #swfc #Owls
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Center Parcs with Antonio Conte… does not sound fun to me. Can’t imagine he’s a big water rapids guy, we’ll just be doing laps of the complex on our hired bikes.
Your birth month is what summer holiday you're going on, your birth day is which manager you’re going with... 🗓️
Quote and comment with yours. 🏖️🏕️⛷️
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Seeing this thread as an English person and fan of Ghosts, Gavin & Stacey etc was a wild start to the morning
Matthew Boynton went to have dinner with a colleague at Waffle House. He received a text from his wife Jessica that said “I can’t do this anymore. Take care of the children. Please tell them I love them everyday. I have been suffering for a while now and no one has noticed...
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Dressing my son today and realised they’ve changed the colour of Chase’s uniform on this Paw Patrol shirt from traditional navy blue. Typical woke bullshit, not allowed to be English anymore, trying to appease the lesbians. National scandal, writing to my MP now 🏴🏴
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I had such a wonderful time listening to @jondharvey break new footballing ground with his Spurs Ultimate XI. Something for everyone in here, go and listen now before this midfield visionary gets fast-tracked into the England Men's coaching staff.
🎧NEW EPISODE🎧
The finest satirical voice of a generation @jondharvey (aka @CountBinface) fights the power with what must be a world-first formation👀... this is his @SpursOfficial Ultimate XI⚽️
Listen now on Spotify spti.fi/kp4xA77
#UltimateXI #THFC #COYS
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A fellow obscure football shirt enthusiast who turned his passion into a brilliant business, @louisjones04 is an impressive young man. Ace Coventry team too; his description of someone as "a Champions League talent with a Sunday League attitude" is the best I've ever heard👌
🔵NEW EPISODE🔵
The inspirational @louisjones04, founder of @SurpriseShirts, nails his @Coventry_City Ultimate XI. Added pressure for the kit selection👀👕!
Listen to the episode here:
Spotify: spti.fi/kp4xA77
Apple: apple.co/3SQjFnV
#UltimateXI #PUSB #CCFC
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This is literally the start of the Paw Patrol movie
BREAKING: Heroic rescue made as semi-truck hangs off a bridge over the Ohio River.
Insane.
The truck was hanging over the Ohio River on the Clark Memorial Bridge, also known as the 2nd Street Bridge after getting into a collision.
The crash initially happened around noon according to officials and other vehicles were involved.
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Glenn is a delightful man, thrilling comedian and a personal favourite of mine, so this episode was one of the most joyous hours or so of my life.
NEW EPISODE🦉
The one and only @TheNewsAtGlenn picks a @swfc Ultimate XI, featuring:
🧙♂️"better than Waddle"
💕 loan player loves
🚓 much crime
Listen now:
Spotify: spti.fi/kp4xA77
Apple: apple.co/3SQjFnV
#UltimateXI #swfc #Owls
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This reads like a list of their dentistry work they’ve had done
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Jordan Henderson:
Saudi Arabia is lifting it’s alcohol ban after 72 years
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Saudi Arabia is not lifting its alcohol ban. They are attempting to manage a loophole which allowed alcohol to be smuggled into foreign embassies. Alcohol sales will only be to staff of the embassies. This is an effort to prevent alcohol ending up on the black market.
ft.com/content/12b0eb…
thetimes.co.uk/article/saudi-…
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Genuinely, I think Kinkladze was the closest to Messi’s level of dribbling that I’ve seen in the Premier League era.
A lovely solo goal in the #FACup by the one and only, Georgi Kinkladze 💫
📆 #OnThisDay 1998
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Great episode with a true legend, immediately jumps into the top tier of #UltimateXI episodes this one. I had no idea how much love I harbour for West Ham headcases until Liam and I looked into Tomáš Řepka's questionable past...
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
The hilarious @liamwithnail names his @WestHam Ultimate XI - our first Hammers fan on the pod! Funny and honest, the perfect Irons XI ⚒️
Listen now:
Spotify: spti.fi/CHcalFG
Apple: apple.co/3iOh3aE
#WHUFC #Irons #Hammers
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Why does this 85g bag of chocolate cashew nuts give me the nutritional value of 1/4 of the bag and 100g of chocolate cashews, but not something useful like, say, the nutritional value of the whole bag?
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