should I start a twitter where I just retweet the dumbest and most useless twitter threads? my entire timeline is filled with the “8 simple tricks guaranteed to waste my time reading about them”
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SLAVICH retweeted
I’m so excited to announce that my new EP “When It Ends” is coming out on October 22! (new music out before then tho dw) & to celebrate, I’m playing all the new songs & some old ones LIVE at my FIRST SHOWS! Just me and the piano in LA and NYC💙 tickets on sale Friday at 10am💛
SLAVICH retweeted
“More like the reality team cause they ain’t dreams no more.” @Benjee530
SLAVICH retweeted
ladies, if he:
- creeps late at night by the lake
- drinks nothing but baileys all day
- won’t stop asking if you love him
- takes you to a club where people wee on each other
- has a “mangina”
he’s not your man. he’s OLD GREGG.
one ply toilet paper is the modern version of death by a thousand cuts.
#dieoneply











