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#Smokefleet Lets go ruin some MAGA’s
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19,495 towns in America, & somehow Trump & Jeffrey Epstein just happened to live next door to each other in the same two towns. Just another Maga coincidence
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BREAKING: House Judiciary Democrats just released a 50-page report alleging Trump was an “active participant” in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women in the mid-to-late 1990s. The report, titled “The Case Against Donald Trump Emerging in the Epstein Files and DOJ’s Desperate Efforts to Cover It Up,” cites five women who accused Trump of rape or sexual assault in Epstein’s company and calls for an independent special counsel to investigate the president, co-conspirators, and what Democrats describe as the Justice Department’s cover-up under AG Todd Blanche.
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Donald Trump and every single corrupt POS involved in this cover up deserve to rot in prison for the rest of their fucking lives
🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: Congressman Goldman just went live with FBI 302 receipts exposing the Epstein Files. Evidence shows Trump unzipped his pants, forced a 13-year-old’ girls head down, and she bit his p*nis in self-defense, he beat her unconscious.
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Why is nobody talking about this?
Trump raped a 13 year old girl.
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#MAGA : Are we winning yet?
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Trump: “People are suffering at the pump …but I don’t give a damn, we’re making a freakin fortune” MAGA: “Yay!” (Tell me you’re in a cult without telling me you’re in a cult.)
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Yes, the convicted liar praises Jesus. Tina Peters, former Mesa County clerk, sentenced to 9 years in prison over voting systems breach. Judge called her a ‘charlatan’ whose lies were well-documented.
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Happy Sunday MAGA… Enjoy Church.
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2022: “Stop overreacting, they won’t overturn Roe.” They did. 2023: “Stop overreacting, they won’t let women die rather than get an abortion.” They did. 2024: “Stop overreacting, they won’t arrest women for miscarriages.” They did. 2025: “Stop overreacting, they won’t turn women into incubators.” They did. 2026: “Stop overreacting, they won’t attack mifepristone.” They did, today. Now: “Stop overreacting, they won’t go after birth control next.” They will.
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He does really think his voters are insanely dumb.
Trump says Alaska’s ballot is illegal because people don’t know what “incumbent” means
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Men say women lie about rape. Reality: men lie about consent, then act shocked when it counts as r*pe.
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I hope the last thing he hears is a nurse whispering in his ear, “Barack Obama was the best president we ever had.”
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Republicans keep posting about “taking the country back” like they’re not in charge of all 3 branches? Take it back from who?
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Republicans will lose the House. Republicans will lose the Senate. Trump will be impeached and removed from office. Go ahead MAGA… Bookmark this post.
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Notice how they're more upset about trump's White House decor being compared to the Cheesecake factory than it being compared to epstein's mansion.
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Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red. Let’s break that down. Can Nicki Minaj vote? No. She’s not a U.S. citizen. Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No, he’s a registered sex offender. Can Nicki Minaj’s brother vote? No, he’s serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault. She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
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