18 y/o aspiring artist professional stinker and sniffer 馃敒 Just a guy who has some horny ideas and a pinch of free time鉁ㄢ湪
Joined February 2026
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NEW STORY ALERT!!!!!!
I felt inspired today, so I wrote a new story with a new character (well, close friends have known about the character for a while, but still) as a Halloween special. It also features my friend @confusicle!
You can find it on my FurAffinity
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Hey guys! @ToxicWaveStud and his bf are currently having some trouble with finances. Vivian is a fursuit maker, takes fursuit comms, and is commissioning for half the cost and full payment after the suit is done. She currently has -400$. Vivi needs to pay their balance at exactly
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Need to be a seat for someone who lets out the most rancid, gag inducing, several second long braps.
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dude I am like awful when it comes to texting people first...
like we could be day one homies, like best friends of nearly a decade... and I've maybe texted you first once or twice.
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Fart attacks in video games are awesome because it puts how gross it is on a quantifiable scale. RPGs are obviously the best because they show the numbers but anything with a health bar gives you great comparisons
e.g. "My fart deals as much damage as a fireball to the face"
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What if instead of living your normal life you dedicated it to worshiping and sniffing skunk butt instead?
Accidently dropping my big tail ontop of a unassuming micro and just forgetting they are there.
Now forever stuck in the skunk maze tail...with no way to escape.
Each day they only get further and further from freedom, with the sharp skunky musk being their only companion
People sleep so hard on important subs and instant lost of power...
Like imagine the ruler of a whole reign, being the most entitled asshole imaginable...only for one day a stinky tall creature comes and claims them
Boom. All that prestige? Revoked. Complain as much as you want
I am gonna go run for a bit
I am gonna be all sweaty and stinky soon, so please get on your marks to start cleaning me with your tongues AS SOON as i get back. Whoever doesn't do it goes into the smother chair~
Just got back from my military course. I. Am. Exausted.
I had to run to catch up with a bus on the way back home also...
I am all sweaty, and i am gonna need someone to clean it >:3
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PLZ SHARE!!!! My dad has been rushed to the hospital because of a neurological problem. The hospital bill is around $4000 and we still have bills and other medical expenses. Any little bit helps our situation and u even get a free YCH chibi as a thank you! #commisionsopen
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Please read and/or retweet.
I've been sad due to three deaths in the family:
1.My grandfather died on May 28th, 2022 from an apparent heart attack while my mother was in rehab. I went swimming with him for 5 minutes but when I came back I had to pull him out of the water and his face and chest were purple. The autopsy showed no signs of drowning.
2.My mother came home, only to be driven back and completed the program on June 8th, 2022. My uncle found her dead the next morning from a Fentanyl overdose.
3.My dog also died, from old age on July 15th, 2023, just three days before her 17th birthday on July 18th.
I'm also living in a group home but wanting to become independent. Recently a new person has moved in and he's alright.
Donation links:
gofund.me/ef42d5de
paypal.me/coolperez8