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Texas, USA
Joined June 2018
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So regular sex porn is fine but hand over mouth porn isn’t? It’s time for a revolution for the UK….
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS NOT A JOKE
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when cashapp emailed me to stop doing this stupid shit 😭😭😭
Got a call from a bank cuz my friend titled a payment "for sex". Turns out it's not very legal to do that
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Replying to @strujillo075
Just cancelled your vote.
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The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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FYI, you basically can’t carry in Oregon unless you have an Oregon LTC. I said basically, because in some areas you CAN w/o a valid LTC… except it has to be unloaded open carry. :| Anyways, if more people were allowed to carry, the suspect would have been stopped way earlier.
JUST IN: Portland police fatally shoot man after he stabs two people with a box cutter downtown A Portland Police Bureau officer fatally shot 36-year-old Eric J. Hurtado after he stabbed two people with a broken-bladed box cutter in downtown Portland. Witnesses reported Hurtado entered a nearby hotel, yelled at a receptionist, then returned outside and stabbed a security guard. He then ran through traffic into a cafΓ© and stabbed an employee in the neck. Officers responding to reports of an active assault saw Hurtado attempting to stab another victim. The two victims, who did not know Hurtado, suffered serious stab wounds and were hospitalized. Hurtado’s family said he had struggled with mental health issues for more than a decade and was scheduled to travel to California for specialized treatment.
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Its crazy in 2026 you still smoke or do drugs in the first place
It’s crazy cigarettes became more expensive per unit than a gram of weed and a blunt wrap. People smoking $30 a day in cigs is CRAZY
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Yeah so fun fact, if you put your SSN, it most likely will get denied.
🚨UPDATE🚨 @FBI's NICS background check system is still denying @TateAdamiak his right to purchase a gun DESPITE a presidential pardon. This is why GOA is opposed to background checks. @FBIDirectorKash can you help Tate?
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So that you don’t go deaf if you have to use it
If you are open carrying what exactly is the point of a suppressor?
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You can't make this up $2 Dior Sauvage just got delivered And they even sent Eau de Parfum instead πŸ’€
WHAT IS HAPPENING 😳
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So uh next time, maybe take the picture, THEN GO TO THE MESSAGES APP, select the intended recipient, then send whatever you were going to send. Can’t believe it’s that complicated for some people lmfao
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My parent's gas furnace quite working so they called the local HVAC shop that originally installed the furnace, thinking it might be still under warranty. The repairman said it wasn't under warranty and to replace the part it would cost $850.00 plus a service call of $75.00 They declined the work and paid the service call but the repairman would not tell them what part was bad. Parents called me. The furnace has self diagnostics on it and the light indicated that the ignitor had failed. I installed a new one, it cost $22.00. It had one screw and one connection, only took 5 minutes to install. Total time for diagnosis to repair and verification of proper operation was less than a half hour and I am not an HVAC guy! Yet the HVAC company wanted to charge my parents $850.00. Now I am not against a business trying to earn money but this is robbery in my book
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Man, you really are making queer people look genuinely stupid… if you are going to try to protect yourself, you do it with a gun. Having a lookalike gun that doesn’t shoot bullets is actually going to get you killed.
I think it's important for queer people to protect themselves in the safest way they are able. As a leftist, I'm a strong advocate for gun ownership and safety training. Yeah, you read that right. If you go far enough left, you get your gonna back. While we do have firearms in the house, they stay locked up in my closet. This is Bernie the gas powered Blicky. A Byrna. My home defense weapon of choice, and the safest way for a home full of depressed neurodivergent folks and kids to feel safe in an uncertain world. If the blue laser and 1000 lumen light in the face doesn't deter someone, and the first round of pepper spray/teargas combo doesn't stop someone, the four steel balls that follow certainly will. If that doesn't stop someone, then we've got backups that go bang, and they certainly will. It won't unalive anyone, but if somebody takes a couple hits they're going to wish it had for long enough to get away.
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So you just posted proof that it isn’t an actual Nazi SS logo, but proceeded to contemplate assaulting a disabled man over a false narrative in the OP. This isn’t the Nazi SS logo because the line angles are not acute enough, nor did they ever have a double outline like that.
Replying to @MAFNotANumber
I don’t think it’s a coincidence
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Wait for the smoothest car transition ever
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Hey dumbass, the gun is clearly empty.
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Go fuck yourselves @flocksafety
Joshua Michael found an access token on Flock's public website. No login required. No authentication. Just sitting there. He downloaded Flock's entire database. 300,000 device locations. 170,000 cameras. 130,000 other hardware units. 27,000 acoustic detectors. Made a map. Published it September 23. The Senate held a hearing on Flock the same day. Cited Michael's research. Flock panicked. Sent a cease-and-desist. Used a brand-protection vendor called Doppel to claim trademark infringement. The map said it wasn't affiliated with Flock. Doppel didn't care. Michael's site went dark. Then Proton moved it to Swiss servers. Now it lives on protonmcp.org. Untouchable. Uncensorable. Hosted by an encryption company in a country that doesn't care what Flock wants. The irony is crystalline. Flock left an access token on the internet. Michael used it to download their own data. Published it. Flock tried to suppress it. Proton said suppressing it is suppressing information. Which is true. The map shows Flock has 150,000 more cameras than they publicly claimed. Shows acoustic detection units mapping human speech across the country. Shows which police departments have access to the whole network. Flock doesn't want that visible. So they tried trademark infringement. Which only worked until Proton decided transparency matters more than Flock's feelings. Now everyone can see exactly how many cameras are watching their car. Where they are. Which cops can see them. Michael warned Flock about the exposed token in November 2025. Flock ignored him. Then got mad when he used it. The surveillance company that claims to protect privacy just tried to suppress the only map showing how much they actually surveille. And failed.
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No, dumbass, we don’t give a fuck what she is wearing. Don’t keep your finger on the trigger while pointing it at your comrade’s leg unless you intend to fire it.
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So anyways I drive a manual transmission Tacoma and can choose which gear I want to be in. Maybe stop being a pussy, put your fucking phone down, and manually select which gear you want to be in. You can still do that with an automatic.
Worst SUV of all time
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