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Bernard Ellis

@BernieProblems

umm...I like cookies and my mom and bones and walks and pooping and Aunt Michelle and lambs. Sometimes I eat my own feet.

 Charlottetown, PE
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Joined June 2012
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Hey @alannajankov, I got another bathed in my tea tree oil, anti-fungal shampoo!!! #nomorepimples #nomoreyeast #grossdog
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STICKS ARE THE BEST!!!! #nom #wood
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Guys! I've been on hiatus. Working on my singing. #neutered #castrati pscp.tv/w/bBlSmTFheWpWZ1pQV1…
OMG @alannajankov WE LOVE THEM! #prettyposers #Canada150 #theguildrocks
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Every day is opposite day. #badboy #screwyou #stupidmom
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Hey @alannajankov! Check out my feet. #yeastinfection
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MOM FORGOT TO FEED ME.
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I smell of fish and nachos.
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Mom let me out for a pee. I ran to the neighbor's and barked until they opened the door. Then I realized STRANGER DANGER. #bark
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I am thankful for treats, cookies and possibly Millie.
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Hotel pimpin' #glamour
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UGH!!!! What a DUMBIE!!!! #hateyou #stupidpuppy #millie #goaway #bernieproblems
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FOR SALE: This stupid puppy. $5/OBO!!!! #getout #ihateyoualready
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Replying to @flattery_sucks
@flattery_sucks #michellehooper calls me a boner all the time. So does my mom...BUT WHY?!?!
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Mom hit me in the eye with her iPad. I WAS UPSET!!!! #ouch #hateyou
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Replying to @frankie_strange
@green_man_girl WHAaaaaaaaaaaaaat??!
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Replying to @alannajankov
@alannajankov Ooooooooh!! Is that a cute new friend for BOB?!?!
Replying to @TheGuildPEI
@TheGuildPEI that's not ME!!!! That's #michellehooper!!!
Do you ever go to you best friend's house and poop on their floor? #bernieproblems
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Replying to @justinshawmedy
@Wrath_of_Shaw THAT PICKUP LINE WOULD DEFINITELY WORK ON ME!! I LOOOOOVE PEEEEE!
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