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mari

@BestTailSlapper

doc 🇯🇲 | she/her | 19 | gd player | 280hz - hardest: SPEEDRUN | priv: @zekromfan | i love my wife @JowThatIsGrimm 💕

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Joined May 2024
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leftists against nuclear power make me want to blast my brains out
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This is sick as fuck
Omar ALBlooshi (@OmarBlooshiAE) profile pictureOmar ALBlooshi
@OmarBlooshiAENov 6
🚨 DEARBORN, MICHIGAN 🇺🇸 A man openly waves a massive sword in public. If this is what American democracy looks like, I’d feel completely scammed. What on earth is going on in Dearborn?
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me in the back
ischdasso (@bnoigy8gy68o) profile pictureischdasso@bnoigy8gy68o15h
Replying to @LRH_Superfan
@LRH_Superfan
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Deltarune humor
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Has a presidential administration ever hit single digit approval ratings before
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsNov 6
Stephen Miller: We're going to take a hard look at banning pregnant women from entering the United States
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twitter dogwhistles to watch out for!! "y'all so miserable" = "heil fucking hitler" "joy and whimsy" = "i touch little ass kids" "normal people: hi how are you" = "white power"
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He made this himself
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the ebeneezer trailer is really funny. “you think you know his story… you don’t.” yes i do. it was in the book
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Are you the one with the husband with the titties or are you the other one
Rep. Nancy Mace (@RepNancyMace) profile pictureRep. Nancy Mace
@RepNancyMaceNov 6
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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berdly was like seven years old at the spelling bee
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Daisy (Fase: Dietrich my beloved) 🏳️‍⚧️ (@DaisyDeGoddess) profile pictureDaisy (Fase: Dietrich my beloved) 🏳️‍⚧️@DaisyDeGoddess15h
"The guy who put December in there was evil" Sure, but Berdly did spell her friend's missing sister's name while she was frozen in shock just to win, and we don't talk about that
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Mark Gilcrease (@confusednormie) profile pictureMark Gilcrease
@confusednormieNov 4
Can we have a moment of silence for MAGA tonight?
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Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@Variety8h
U2’s The Edge Wrote an 'Elf' Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter variety.com/2026/film/news/u…
U2’s The Edge Wrote an ‘Elf’ Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter

U2’s The Edge Wrote an ‘Elf’ Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter

According to Andy Richter, U2’s the Edge penned a script for a sequel to “Elf” — but fans will likely never get to see (or read) it.

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JOOOJOOOO
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Blehhh
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hey grok #watdatmean
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"But who would have paid for it?" YOU! YOU, YOU BIG DUMB IDIOT. AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GOOD ABOUT PAYING FOR IT INSTEAD OF THE MILLION OTHER AWFUL THINGS YOUR TAX DOLLARS GO TO. "Parents should feed their kids" YES! YES THEY SHOULD! BUT IF THEY CAN'T THE KID SHOULDNT STARVE!!!
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 6
North Dakota voters narrowly reject free school meals for all K-12 students
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The UK porn ban should scare the shit out of you. The government has decided that face sitting IS on the same level as age play. There is no line to what is and what isn’t acceptable for them, it’s all ‘degeneracy’. At some point, this will come for gay porn as well.
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I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
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> ao3 volunteer is racist faucet found in bathroom
masc by moonlight 🦇📺🔞 (@finalbutch) profile picturemasc by moonlight 🦇📺🔞@finalbutchNov 6
oh my god it got even worse. ao3 moment
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