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To steal a Woman from a Man, the incoming Man has to do the most
To steal a Man from a Woman, all the incoming woman has to do is give the pum up cheaply enough.
That’s why House Girl is a threat to the Wife, while House Boy is almost never a threat to the Husband.
Whenever I see people complaining about light, I lowkey feel like flexing because we have electricity 24/7 where I live.
They barely take it, and when they do, it’s usually just once a week.
But then I ask myself, why can’t this be the standard everywhere in Nigeria?
Life is already dealing with you, and then a subscription you forgot to cancel comes to collect the last ₦2k in your account. 😭
Omo, is this a coordinated attack?
I judge people if they don't say thanks as often as possible. I do it even when i'm in a bad mood. Same with letting people merge in traffic, i thumbs up out the window. A large scale "overly kind trend" would make the world improve a whole lot overnight imo.
Acne has the worst timing ever😂
You could have the smoothest face for weeks, but let an important event be 2 days away, and suddenly, one massive pimple decides to make an appearance.
One thing football keeps teaching me is that your story isn’t over just because things haven’t worked out yet.
Harry Kane waited. Dembélé waited. Benzema had his moment later in his career.
Life doesn’t have to happen on your timeline.
Just don’t give up before your turn comes
All those years of “Harry Kane has no trophies” jokes…
Never let anyone tell you a footballer’s story is already written. 😭🏆
Harry Kane is now a Ballon D’or winner 🏆
WELL DESERVED
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MyTake 💭 retweeted
The Don Jazzy Tech Scholarship 2027 is now open!
Apply here: donjazzy.tsacademy.com
Good luck, guys! ❤️🐘
It’s the fact that the other girl immediately knew he was approaching her friend and left them alone. 😭😂
It’s giving, “I’ve seen this movie before. I’m not the one they usually come for.”
This is what we pass down from generation to generation: how to keep our freezers cold when there’s no light. 😭😂 Nothing gets better. The government changes, but the suffering remains.
My mother-in-law taught me this trick. 👇
Filling empty cans with water and place them in your freezer to freeze. It helps preserve your food for longer time when there’s no power supply.
If your freezer is supposed to keep your food frozen for 4 days without electricity, doing this can help extend that period to a week or more.
I share what I do, not what I hear. 😉
