Singer/songwriter/guitarist in progressive geek rock band, Beth Kinderman & the Player Characters. Mom of 2. Gamer in my copious free time. She/her

Minneapolis, MN
Joined June 2011
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50 years ago today, one of the most iconic Sesame Street segments first aired on PBS. Kermit and Joey recite the alphabet 🍪
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can’t imagine a more beautiful thing!
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Beth Kinderman retweeted
I was doing a bit about how if you zoom in on anywhere in England in Google Maps you get stupid town names, tried it to demonstrate, and
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You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen But they were all of them deceived for another reindeer was made
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Beth Kinderman retweeted
Beatles albums are like "I'm going to give you one of the most soaring, emotional songs you've ever heard" and then the next track is like "doo doo doo! Mr Man and his Silly Hat went for a walk!"
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Beth Kinderman retweeted
''An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.'' #Andor
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People say Twitter-as-news has made us stupider, but deducing what actually happened from the jokes is a SKILL. You try and make sense of the Bay of Pigs Invasion from two hundred accounts tweeting, 'It's me, I'm the pigs.'
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BREAKING: Gen Z and young Millennials under 30 voted at such a high level and skewed for Dems so much we canceled out every voter over age 65 across the US house races.
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The amount of damage done to high school bands by this measure number cannot be overstated
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Joe Biden delivered on student loans and marijuana rights right before the election and was rewarded with the best youth midterm voting rates I can remember maybe there’s a lesson in this
One thing I know already. If not for voters under 30 ... tonight WOULD have been a Red Wave. CNN National House Exit Poll R+ 13 65+ R+ 11 45-64 D +2 30-44 D +28 18-29 #GenZ did their job.
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Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.
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Beth Kinderman retweeted
It turns out that the Republican approach of constantly shitting on the part of the state where all the people live is maybe not the way to win statewide offices
Hi all, hope you got some rest. We've got an update now that 100% of precincts are reporting. Looks like AG Keith Ellison cinched a win over Jim Schultz and Auditor Julie Blaha edged out Ryan Wilson. elections.mpr.org/2022-11-08… #Election2022
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Leave it to Picard to come up with the classiest, most diplomatic, way to say "fuck around and find out."
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Wow. @shaqbrewster just said on MSNBC that lines are matching — or even surpassing — presidential election year rates in Wisconsin right now. Ignore all the polls. Get out there and vote, there is still time!
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"D&D Movie has Scheduling Problems, Will Try Next Month" Okay, now that's a power move to prove you understand the IP.
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Watched ANDOR and still in disbelief Disney allowed a series so fiercely anti-cop, anti-prison industrial complex and so skeptical of government to actually get made. Gilroy made a series depicting how close space fascism is to our reality and I can't believe he got away with it.
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Beth Kinderman retweeted
Childs Ballads are funny bc they can be like "Man Commits Atrocities Against His Kin for the Stupidest Reasons" or "Doomed Lovers Die of Curses", but also they can be like "Lady Finds Some Elf She Wants to Fuck" or "Narrator Meets A Very Small Man"
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R2-D2 finds love on Sesame Street (1980)
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Beth Kinderman retweeted
one fear
The Megawok was a giant Ewok that wreaked havoc amongst denizens of the galaxy during 4 ABY, around the time of the Battle of Endor.
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