who gives a shit

Joined March 2011
Passing out at 8pm after putting my precious children to bed. I wake up in the middle of the night with guilt for all my blessings, self hatred for all my sins, and obsessive thought which has plagued me since childhood, but finally I find forgiveness for myself and the world. All will be saved. Now wide awake, I roll over and check x, the everything app, it opens on my fyp, and the first video is an insanely fat woman eating ribs and slapping her belly. The next video is a guy washing poop out of his own ass with his pee. The third is of a live streamer laying on his couch soaked in gasoline playing with a lighter until he self immolates and the whole chat goes “bro hell no!! 😭 why bro doing that!!” Finally, I feel myself drifting back to sleep… I am relaxed… I do not fear what waits for me in dreams…. For all hell’s creatures have been captured in the device in my pocket… God be with you
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i took an everything shower for bron debut
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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I'll love you 'til my lungs give out 🎶 Thank you for another special night at Kroger Field, BBN 💙
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lmao hell yeah brother
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Cam'ron: I don't know Armie Hamma. I know we armed with hammas. Got goons in the kitchen whippin Arm & Hamma. (Starting to slip) Mami she probably Santa. Oh you a party planner? She party hard, ladi dadi, you a Barney dancer Max B: And baby you knooow. I love to wear my clothes
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The last time the White Sox clinched a playoff series at home, the Titanic was still six years away from being made Not the movie, the actual ship
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Me after 6 Miller High Lifes.
That was "Panama", by Van Halen. Next up is "Panama", by Van Halen.
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On the call with @KRUISports student radio for Iowa’s game winning TD vs Michigan. Unreal.
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Not sure how to talk to #women so I’m practicing #ballsecurity
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guy who hasn’t stopped thinking about you for 16 hours straight: no worries if not
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Her name is HIND RAJAB💐🌷 🤞🏾🪶♾❤️ And She was more brave than every single one of you at ESPN
Kyrie Irving has offered to pay Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair's $11,941 fine for having the name of a Palestinian girl killed in Gaza written on his eye black during Sunday's game against the Buffalo Bills. spr.ly/6012BGpQce
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"rate your recent purchase" "rate your experience with us" enough. silence from you. our exchange of goods and services is now and forever closed
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wanna see something cool, kid? *opens desk drawer revealing a tiny, bustling city* oops wrong drawer *opens other drawer and there's a gun*
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explain this then
You actually can’t have aura if you’re fat
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we had a room at school called the computer lab & they taught us how to use them
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Joshua Báez
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"ESPN personality Pat McAfee released an album of original music on Friday. Critics say if the album is played backwards, the listener could hear hidden demonic messages. More worrying still, if the album is played forward, the listener could hear original music by Pat McAfee."
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ordered a rolling rock at the bar by saying "pass me the rock" and the bartender said, verbatim, "shut the fuck up"
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