Loved pek in junior school, fond of the sesh, leading goalscorer of all time (1284), tusks🐗, don’t like cheese 🧀 never eaten pizza 🍕

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Joined July 2012
A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my precious little dog who was drowning, after he climbed out he handed me the dog and said “here is ze dog keep him warm and dry him off he vill be fine” I said “are you a vet?” He replied “vet?.. I’m fucking soaking”
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All fun and games until something goes wrong 😬
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That’s one of the fastest finger wags ever
hilarious that the cele rattles every single fanbase no matter what
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When your wages land 💰
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All good until you have a wank
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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No puede ser, Cristiano lo ha vuelto a hacer 😂 el defensa mete el gol en propia puerta y lo celebra y se lo apunta él
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Will Grigg playing in a wooden stadium is surely a health and safety concern
📝 We can confirm that Will Grigg has departed the club, joining Forest Green Rovers on a permanent basis. The forward leaves North Derbyshire having made a momentous contribution to the club’s success in recent seasons, netting 42 times in total for the Spireites and finishing as the club’s top scorer in the National League title-winning season. Everyone at the club wishes Griggy all the best for the future. 💙 🔗 shorturl.at/uDpju #Spireites
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Last nights kebab
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Replying to @StanThe5th
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Kogoś mi przypomina, sam nie wiem...
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What’s he complaining about? That’s a clear as day red card!! 😂
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Stop that Cascavel.
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bro was literally 1 second away from losing 4 stars in GTA
What was the most embarrassing moment on live TV?
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"Declares himself......."
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano Ronaldo declares himself the MOST COMPLETE PLAYER IN FOOTBALL HISTORY! “If someone prefers Messi, Pelé or Maradona, that’s a matter of personal taste. I RESPECT THAT. “But to say Cristiano Ronaldo is NOT a complete player is a LIE. “I AM THE MOST COMPLETE PLAYER.” — @cnnportugal
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He still doesn't look interested
😂💔 After several heartbreaks, I've decided to create my own husband He doesn't cheat He doesn't smoke He doesn't stay out late He's submissive
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Nigga why are you holding it like that 😭
this pancake looks pathetic af.
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This is democracy manifest
🚨BREAKING: The tiger who attacked a man who entered his enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park is alive and will not be euthanised as a result of the incident
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she made that nigga a law abiding citizen 😭
Bro folded 😭
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