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NEED THAT

Egg 🤤

What does a man have to do around here to get a sweet treat

// HES SO CUTE

HUNGRY

// I LOST TWO FOLLOWERS HELLO????

I cinnae seem to let go of the plans I made when I was young and stupid

Supposed havin’ weanies ain’t in it fer me, though I always wanted that. Dinnae if I wanted it cus I was told to, or if I really want ta y’ken?

Ever since I was a young lad I thought I’d be married to a Bonnie lass, had everythin’ planned out. Sometimes I still think about it. Suck it up and marry a lass, be what I’m supposed to. Still cinnae wrap me heid around the whole being open about it thing…

// here’s my mac

Hate wakin’ up early while he’s still vast asleep WAKE UP DAMN IT