MaYoR oF Africa retweeted
If the doctor tells you that you have stage 4 cancer, you'll cry your eyes out
If the doctor tells you that you're pregnant, you'll start planning gender reveal party
But "pregnancy is a death sentence"
Some of you are too stupid to use the internet
MaYoR oF Africa retweeted
Your dad stands a better chance at being a good human being as a Nigerian Policeman than as a Nigerian Pastor.
If your Dad is a Pastor, I put it to you that your father is a thief.
MaYoR oF Africa retweeted
once i become lecturer, i go first collect all my students number dey view their status. na how your memes make me laugh i go use grade you. if you like mute me, na your CA be that. if you too post sad stuff and unnecessary motivation, carry over straight.
MaYoR oF Africa retweeted
As for me o…
ALL OF THEM ARE THIEVES… ALL OF THEM
There’s not one ‘Man of God’ that opened a chvuch coz he cares about people making heaven… It’s strictly business..
ALL OF THEM NA THIEF.
It’s those still going to them that are eternally stup!d
What I want to say sounds regrettably stupid and privileged, but it is not out of place because of the number of people attending the churches of these Non-men of God.
It won't be out of place to ask what church a person attends before helping them. How would you know if they have given their entire January salary to Pastor before running to you to pay their kids school fees, rent, or feed their family? January that is the longest month because of December spending, you would carry your full income to dash pastor when there is rent, school fees and family welfare to cater to. How exactly do.ypu plan to survive without borrowing because that would set a ripple effect of financial problems throughout the year as you live from loan to loan.
It is one thing for your pastor to be an evil spirit. It is another for you to blindly follow him.
If @Peruzzi like make he know release the song, e don kuku dey everywhere
MaYoR oF Africa retweeted
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Thank you God for keeping things running smoothly.
Plenty Problems but thankGod for today.
MaYoR oF Africa retweeted
payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who helped me survive the previous month























