TL;DR
I was served by a cunt in Tesco.
Tesco supermarket this afternoon. Got chatting to lovely cashier, im guessing in her 60s. Swiftly conversation moved to politics, the total incompetents running this destroyed bum hole of a country. Cupping her hand over her mouth and leaning towards me she said, " there is only one man capable of fixing this, Rupert Lowe." I fully concurred
"He's given us a future to look forward to," she said, after Trump praised her figure and called her on stage to speak.
Praised. Her. Figure.
No shame in that!
(I mean, it's a little concerning that the only other player we have on the entire page of scorers is Victor Munoz, but still)
This commentator really needs to stop saying "Albion" every time he mentions Brighton. It's just weird.
Fair play to Carrick for having the nuts to drop Fernandes to the bench. And you have to admire his steadfast refusal to bring him on at any stage today when they're being cunted like Bonnie Blue.