Dude, so I look at both sides of a situation and like, I'm always right. #NoDoubt #BothAnglesCovered
Dude if you can't even spin a 3 iron then why are you on tour?! #ShootDude #IMeanComeOn
Oh dude, I haven't played COD in forever...I totally forgot all the buttons...oh so that's how to shoot. #ComeOnC
Dude, even I can catch passes in Bill Bilichick's lineup... #Dank #WellShoot
I know everyone that works at Mexicali and I know which ones hook it up fat and on which days...it's like I run this place. #CEOstatus #Dank
Oh dude...the guy at Mexicali hooked it up fat last night. 2 scoops of everything and only cost $4.50...it's like I run that place. #Dank
Well shoot...summer school blows...no no like I'm serious it does. #NotDank #NotAnotherMondayPlease
This is what my mullet is going to look like at the end of summer...no no no dude like I'm serious. sports.cbsimg.net/images/nhl… #ItsGoingToBeDank
Oh dude, out of bounds is for pussies! I'm taking D-Stick on every hole! #YOLO #ThatsAGoodLook
Hey, can I have a chicken quesadilla please? With no grease? #StillGetsGreasyQuesadilla #WellSHOOT #WashesItDownWithSpinach
No no, see the thing is, salad is terrible by it's self and it's terrible with dressing. So I might as well eat it plain. #TryinToGetBetter
Oh...dude...B LSqaured's are so good dude. Like, I'm serious. #Dank #BudLightLime
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No no no, like honestly I don't like rides home. I like to walk. #JustTryingToGetBetter
No no no dude, like, no I'm serious like, granted, like...no no no what I'm saying is like that uh...shoot. #ComeOnC #ForSureForSure
Dude, I'm so chill with the football and basketball teams...but they don't even, like, acknowledge me in public. #WellShoot #DudeComeOn
I ordered a cup of water, but put coke in it instead. #YOLO #ThatsAGoodLook #BigChazOnHisToesTonight
I swear if I 3-putt the 18th hole again, I'm going to throw my f***ing putter in the lake. No no no dude, I'm serious like...I'm going to.
Hey Pablo, uh what are the chances, uh, you can switch the channel to the NBA game? #ThatsAGoodLook #HellYa
