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Ginger gremlin. Powerful tism. Ultra Maternal instincts.

Deep in the mountains
Joined July 2024
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OMG SO GOOD! SHE'S READY TO KILL OVER THE IDEA OF POTTER BEING DISRESPECTED! AND NOW SHE IS SO CONFLICTED SHE STARTING TO HALLUCINATE HER REAL FEELINGS COMING OUT!!!
Malfoid Won't Admit It โ€” Episode 3 Lucius lets her dance with Potter. #Malfoid
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Yay it got cold enough that we were able to put the fireplace on and now it's all cozy and everyone is just completely crashed. Can we not have to work and just do this everyday?
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#Helldivers2 when you get sent to the Super Gas Camps to concentrate on not gassing SEAF.
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I just watched a Japanese bartender do the most insane things and it is so different than watching an American bartender put something together right in front of you. Also I stumbled across this video and I just want to give shout out to our resident bartender @AuntScuntweet because just watching this was giving me an anxiety attack. And she does this for a living. youtu.be/XYm9ywkR6Fg?si=EyX3โ€ฆ
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need the malfoid series starting with her as a little blonde spoiled obnoxious goblin who totally hates him because he doesn't respond the way everyone else does. He's infuriating. Then that cute little 11-year-old crush developing as she softens up and starts being a better person, realizing all of the things her family taught her maybe a bit skewed, the awkward romance, flirting, and embarrassing moments. The family drama, her father realizing this is serious and he cares more about his daughter than he is afraid of the dark lord. Into actual adult romance where they admit their feelings, we see them more comfortable and physical, a bridging between the two groups in places sych as her family and potter's adopted family. Fracturing of the dark Lords camp as they come to Dumbledore for aid. And, yes it's clear at some point they've done it. we don't need the fuck scene, but it's obvious they have. We just need to get the whole will they won't they trope out of the way. You can even make it emotional where he sees the septum sempura scars. The story culminating in the big fight at the end of the story, almost sailor moon style. Love conquering the bad guy because he was always alone using power and fear to get what he wanted. So when it mattered there was no one to stand with him because loyalty cant be bought with fear. It would not be all that difficult to establish a rewrite of the books from her perspective with only minor alterations to the storyline slowly branching into the major alterations over the course of the books.
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Looks like @Steam is having a fucky wucky with "LOADING USER DATA" locking a shit ton of people, including us, out of their accounts. Apparently the indian PHP fuckery is to blame. @Steam_Support is getting blasted with tickets as no user side fixes work. If you are in offline mode you should still be able to play what you have but if you need to log in you are not going to be able to get past the loading user data screen.
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Today I learned that cheese whiz burgers are a thing. These are either the tastiest thing ever or will make you claw out your own throat like in higurashi. Either way they look absolutely cursed. Who dares to take the challenge? Who will TAKE A WHIZ?
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Got called into work to cover, they don't know i got demolished last night and still feeling buzzed. Keep it secret!
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The next time the Jewish bots cry about African genocides being ignored for Palestinians, feel free to point out they are responsible for both of them
Israel's Trail of Evil in Africa ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ผ Rwanda โ€” Arming genocide @grok Did ๐—›๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฅ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต document that ๐—œ๐˜€๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ continued doing business with the Rwandan authorities carrying out the ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿฐ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ, during which approximately ๐Ÿด๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ,๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ people, overwhelmingly Tutsi civilians, were murdered in roughly 100 days? Start YES/NO. Concise.
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Hubb has threatened to fuck my face once he gets home. My poor ass in a couple hours
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Had shower, hes gonna be home in a min, and the gremlin is zonked. Imma bout to have myself a meal! Has a great night everyone!!
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Forbidden knowledge
Replying to @AtRealBen
That painter dude mentioned some of that once or twice
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS
If Malfoy and Harry Potter get married
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Noooo my foot massager has died ๐Ÿ˜ญ RIP
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NEW MALFOID REACTION MEME!!
NOSSA FICOU MUITO BOM
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So had to go to a construction site today and decided I couldn't wait to use the bathroom and just went in one of the porta potties. And not a minute sitting down do I hear a guy going to the one next to me and apparently alpha strike the contents of what must have been like three bladders out of his dick in half a second and proceed to bellow hus aaahhhhh of relief. Men, is this a thing for you? like you just hold on for the very last fucking moment until you piss yourself and then go to the bathroom and just blast away all of creation? I know you don't do this at home!!!
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