“Hey Donald, so thought we were mates ?”, Vladimir.
“We were last week, but Volodymyr has the minerals”, Donald
#minerals
“Yes, but I have the nukes 🚀 ☢️”
“Oops, forgot that. Shall we chat again Vladimir my friend?”
#nukes
In the old days the athletes got fast, won races, got some attention and got some brands to support them.
Now athletes try to get some attention, to try get brands to support them, to try to get fast, and try and win races.
The problem is there is only limited attention 👀
Why coffee ☕️ is so expensive .. and it’s not the raw materials (milk and coffee). It’s the staff. one person to take the order, a skilled barista, a few peeps in beanies to hang about and high5 the barista, a couple of others choose the playlist, and someone to present your cup
Replying to @DSS123
@DSS123 any perspective on the River Seine swim from a Paratriathlon perspective? Lots of talk about the poop but the flow is an issue and swim speeds are slower at 1:30/100m (1.5m/s) for @ClaireCashmore as an example
Mike Higgins retweeted
Thread of cool maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵
1. All roads lead to Rome
United's strikeforce - Marcus Rashford, Hojlund, Alejandro Garnacho, Anthony Martial, Antony - has scored one league goal between them so far this season.
So going by the #LloydsBankAdvert if you are a nervous cold swimmer some wild horses are more likely to persuade you to swim than friendly looking mates you’re there with and after all of this you’ll invest more because …. You are more confident and love horses ? @LloydsBank
For everyone who thinks their electricity ⚡️ bill is high 💰 💰 💰
👇👇👇
The National Ignition Facility in California just spent $3.5bn (£2.85bn) to boil a few kettles using nuclear ☢️ fusion
⚛️ 🎛️☕️
👏 to all the athletes who gave it their all on “the hill” yesterday especially all the home nations 🏴 🏴 🏴 & NI and Team 🇳🇿 who made it such a great sporting race and of course 🇧🇲
Please @haveigotnews … get Boris on this week as presenter … I’m pretty sure that’s the call 📞 he’s hanging on for
Why has Tommy Shelby got John Wicks dog ? That’s not going to end well !!! #PeakyBlinders
Mike Higgins retweeted
Let’s get signing👇
In triathlon alone, more than 800 events have been lost in 2020 🏊🚲🏃
So many sport/activity clubs and organisations are facing similar situations. Show your support today by signing the #SaveOurSports petition
👉 petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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