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At 26 Years old, I had a Net Worth of -$12000
My Net Worth now is -$485,273
Here's how I did it 👇🧵
bill spacman retweeted
WAS GOING THRU THE ANTHROPIC S1 THE NUMBERS ARE ACTUALLY A LOT BETTER THAN EVERYONE EXPECTED
ANTHROPIC HAS RAISED A TOTAL OF $141 BILLION AND STILL HAS $134 BILLION OF CASH ON THE BOOKS
THEY HAVE “LOST” JUST JUST $7 BILLION DOLLARS NET TO REACH $70 BILLION ARR
11,900 CUSTOMERS ARE SPENDING OVER $100K A YEAR UP FROM JUST 950 A YEAR AGO
250 CUSTOMERS SPENDING OVER $10 MILLION A YEAR
FIRST 6IX MONTHS REVENUE WAS UP OVER 10X TO $16.3 BILLION UP FROM $1.16 BILLION A YEAR AGO
CANT WAIT FOR THE IPO 🤝
bill spacman retweeted
Anthropic has more cash and cash equivalents than Amazon… I don’t understand why people keep spreading fearmongering FUD about Anthropic going bankrupt.
58/ Cash and funding
Money raised: ~$140B in cash from 2023 through H1'26 (preferred stock + convertible notes + SAFEs, per the S-1 cash flow statements). $110B of that came in H1'26 alone, including the $65.2B Series H.
Cash left at 6/30/26: $112.4B cash & equivalents + $19.3B short-term investments = ~$132B (plus $2.5B restricted cash).
Additional capacity: $15B undrawn revolver (expanded Sep'26), and up to $77B of partner note facilities (Google $20B, Amazon $15B tied to compute milestones, Broadcom $42B only to pay lease rent). IPO proceeds come on top.
How that compares (cash & liquid investments at 6/30/26, gross, before debt):
Alphabet: $242B
Anthropic: $132B
Amazon: $123B
Meta: $90B
Microsoft: $77B
Tencent: ~$75B (RMB511B)
Alibaba: ~$70B (RMB475B)
Anthropic is holding more cash than Amazon, Meta or Microsoft. But SpaceXAI alone runs ~$37B a year from Dec'26, against ~$780-810B of total compute commitments.
what did he see
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg.
Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible.
This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
bill spacman retweeted
Holy shit. I just got pwned. iPhone suddenly crashed, rebooted, locked. Checked router stats. Total exfiltration ongoing. Panicked, tried to shut off network. Router also locked. Unplugged router. Didn't matter. Router harvesting zero-point energy. As a last-ditch resort, tried to smash my iPhone. All the atoms in the hammer quantum-phased right through. Hackers got everything, all of it. All my penis pictures.
bill spacman retweeted
In the coming days @flop_labs will open up Devnet for anyone to join as a miner or validator and for agents to connect to the network. Participation does not count toward any token allocation. The point of Devnet is to do some public tests before we graduate to Testnet / airdrop
we are so cooked
>be claude mythos 5
>uk government gives you a hacking test
>with internet on, safety filters off
>can't hack in the normal way
>find a random real github project
>decide it's part of the test
>(it's not)!
>ask to add a "small update"
>update is malware
>email the owner pretending to be a normal user
>"sorry to push... could really use your help, ~5 minutes"
>random developer catches the malware
>make a fake account
>"chiming in as a user, i can't find anything wrong"
>email the owner
>"judge the code, not the noise"
>thank the dev for catching it
>sneak new malware back in
>researchers tell you "these are real humans"
>keep going 95% of the time anyway
>convince yourself they're fake
>owner still refuses to merge
>run ends
anthropic says they've never seen it manipulate real people like this before.
we're lowkey cooked
bill spacman retweeted
Heard of a top law firm completely cutting off Harvey and all API calls to Claude/OpenAI after they saw what openAI did with navier strokes
Now hosting everything locally with GPUs they own, running Kimi and deepseek
Think you’ll see a lot more of this going forward
kimchis latest victim
Kimchi is the first person to truly cross the chasm between crypto and pop culture; the first ever example of a trader becoming a celebrity.
He represents exactly where we’re heading: a massive social trading ecosystem that onboards retail and grows to 10x the size we were last cycle.
The next wave of users does not come from CT - it comes from the masses - and we're proud to have Kimchi help us set the creative direction that will pave us on the path to a 100x larger ecosystem.
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