Head ranger of Pohutukawa Park. Separated husband and father of two (Flora and Fauna.)
Pohutukawa Park NZ
Joined June 2013
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I've turned it down. I don't want to get myself into a prickly situation. Instead I'll be on stage at the @LargoLosAngeles with Rhys and co.
I've been asked to give a lecture on bush maintenance at the Lesbians League of America pageant tomorrow night.
When are they gonna make ride-on mowing an Olympic sport? Surely that would push the Kiwis up the medal table!
Hello everyone. I found my phone!
It was on the kitchen bench all along. Bloody Jason was right. I'm beginning to think he's a genius.
Bill Napier retweeted
.@Billtheranger would've loved to help Mulder tape off the forest and return a rare lizard to its natural habitat.
@rhysiedarby #TheXFiles
“@lynajafokyh: @Billtheranger Increase your business reach to new dimensions - 40% discount..."
- will i find my father in another realm?
You'll be pleased to know I've found the office key. Unfortunately tho.. now the actual office has gone missing.
Pls if you call the office, don't leave a message. The tape is full and we can't find the key to the office. Actually don't call the office.
We always welcome advice here at the park. Please feel free to voice all your suggestions to the brick wall behind the toilet block.
“@TobyHumby: Bloody great read @Billtheranger can't wait for the rest of the series!! http://t.co/VUhA4ulipf”
My nemesis wrote that!
"Hey Ballbags!"
Yes I'm talking to you in the tog undies...
This isn't a private beach mate. Some of us come here to relax our eyes..
It's that time of year again...
It takes my rangers two weeks to decorate every tree in the park but it's worth it for all the presents.