@BillyBonnell

Sorry, I’m not famous

 West Hollywood, CA
Joined July 2009
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“Side hustle” is an adorable name for mandatory extra jobs I have because being alive is impossibly expensive.
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Theo Von
@TheoVonOct 21
Ayyyyy we r live🙏 @Netflix @NetflixIsAJoke
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Sam Morril
@sammorrilOct 1
I’m coming for your ass Lego One Piece
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Sam Morril
@sammorrilSep 30
Thanks for watching. Let’s keep climbing.
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Sam Morril
@sammorrilSep 29
SAM MORRIL: INCORRECT is on Netflix NOW
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Sam Morril
@sammorrilSep 29
My new special is now live on Netflix. Cool write up in the NYTimes.
New York Times Arts
@nytimesartsSep 29
Sam Morril’s new Netflix special, “Incorrect,” is filled with lowlife stories that don’t always make him look good. That’s why they’re so funny, writes our critic. nyti.ms/4z761yY

This Comic Makes Being a Loser Look Like Fun

Sam Morril’s new Netflix special, “Incorrect,” is filled with lowlife stories that don’t always make him look good. That’s why they’re so funny.

nytimes.com
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Texas is feeling it
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I’d rather have memes than potable water. Let AI cook
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Turned 43 today, By this age, my dad had four families and nine kids across two states—and was dead. Self-inflicted. (Four families is a burden.) We were number three. I have only one partner. A wonderful woman. Successful, adventurous, and remarkably tolerant. I’m nuts….
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It’s a lot of work. She gave us one child in one state. In our 40s. Out of wedlock, to confuse God. A daughter. Twenty months old. She floats just above the ground. Her smile pulls her towards the sun. Her arrival made me believe in God. Then she pooped one time and
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only Satan’s real. And I’m still alive.(self inflicted) Get some work to do to catch up to my dad
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How was there a shooting at In-N-Out? They have Bible verses on their cups
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Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, my shows in Fort Worth this weekend still have tickets available.
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Mike Judge is Nostradamus
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsJun 13
Travis Pastrana doing backflips in front of the White House. America, fuck yeah.
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Okay, fine, no new wars AFTER this one.
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Fort Worth Texas up coming
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Got him
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Ft Worth, Texas. June 19-20. Hyenas Comedy Club. – at Fort Worth, TX
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If sketchers are gonna be 150 dollars. They gotta change the name to Unc Force Ones.
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Limiting comments on this tells you everything you need to know about her fragile world view
Lisa
@Rockprincess818May 21
At this point the only people in Los Angeles that do not want Spencer Pratt for mayor are tmz and the LA Times Everyone else is like hell yeah !
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Wanna feel old? Ted Bundy killed 30 people before he was 30.
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