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Replying to @WhiteHouse
Fantasy vs. reality
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🚨 BREAKING: Georgia House GOP candidate Andre Stafford was just arrested for child molestation.
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Bolsonaro fleeing Brazil and heading to the U.S. sounds like all of those illegal border crossings MAGA is always fucking crying about.
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Jonathan D. Miller, Libertarian candidate for North Carolina Senate, taken into custody after hours-long standoff with police and posting threats
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BREAKING: Flavio ‌Bolsonaro has fled Brazil and is flying to the United States, U.S. official tells Reuters
BREAKING: Lula wins re-election as Brazil's president, beating Flávio Bolsonaro, Datafolha projects
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Vaya domingo para Valentina Gómez
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Heckler: Shove that ballroom up your ass Trump: Go home!
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Replying to @Acyn
The face Cyndi-Hyde Smith saw when he came in for a kiss
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A Russian energy giant secretly financed a US gas project in Alaska, while that same project was being discussed by Putin with Witkoff and Kushner as part of talks supposedly aimed at ending Russia’s war in Ukraine. The US company’s CEO resigned after discovering the Russian money. nytimes.com/2026/10/23/us/po…
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Trump’s Transportation Secretary used the word “libtard” while standing next to his daughter with Down syndrome. Then he defended it. Sean Duffy is a terrible father and a failed human being.
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"Hi, welcome to The Cheesecake Factory! How many are in your party?”
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Replying to @patriottakes
I'd rather hang out with the alligator and snake than anyone there lol
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Trump is thinking about men again
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Kegsbreath should eat all that makeup so he can be pretty on the inside
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OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.
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Was the bird dead?
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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This AI-generated video is going viral on social media at an incredible speed But as users point out, it would be funny if it weren't so sad: “The joke is great, but the reality is terrifying.”
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Replying to @atrupar
When all else fails, talk about Biden and trans lol
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