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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❝ I know I’m a loser, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ and no matter what, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I always 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 will be. ❞

♡ — #grass
Joined September 2017
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🕊 ⎯⎯⎯⎯ ❛He looked like the world’s smallest adult.❜ ⎾ stanley uris; birds, brains, & baseball. a descriptive && literate portrayal. ships with chem. banter friendly, seeking mains. ⏌ ⎯⎯⎯⎯ a single blade of #grass. ↺ & ♡
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/; the losers couldn’t afford to buy gifts for all of the others so logically they’d do a secret santa type drawing for the holidays. in this essay i will
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/; I will not be apologizing. Y’all are lucky to bear witness to our chaos.
𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐊𝐀𝐒𝐏𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐊. 𝕿𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔 s͟o͟ 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚. revamped. it based, but crossovers encouraged. heavily triggering themes. the hypochondriac. coded closeted gay. retweets appreciated.
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/; rewatching IT and considering bringing this account back, is the verse still alive?
Cautiously approaches @PANSYSTUTTERS’s door, almost afraid to knock. After spending a few minutes working up the courage and praying Mr. Denbrough doesn’t open it, his knuckles collide with the wood.
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It works! He jumped, his small frame jerking upward.
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/; my friends, who are literally bi, saying they don’t believe i’m bi because i’ve never dated a girl :(((
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I don’t have a stinky boyfriend. Sounds like ( you ) want one though.
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Even your confession?
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/; me, constantly impressed and amazed by @PANSYSTUTTERS? more likely than u think !
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Bill stop arguing with adults challenge
Actually, he’s. . . Yeah, he’s jealous. That’s it, nothing else. teapawt.net/staunchvigorous/status…
He’s wearing the reader’s sweater, lying in the hammock with a book in hand. It’s 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙙.
/; spending Halloween alone so i can actually clean my room? we love a sloppy bitch 🤪
He’ll be avoiding Bill now, if anyone needs him.
Eddie’s getting murdered on Halloween — how festive !
Someone take him 𝓽rick or 𝓽reating, please. He can’t go ( alone ).
I — I have no idea what you’re talking about, Eddie. Shut up.