Minifan, birder, self-proclaimed official ornithologist of the Miniverse.
Joined July 2020
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I’m re-listening to this weeks KMS, does anyone else think the Alex from the DMV caller sounds like Tom Brady?
Our 15 year old told us the other day she wanted to carve pumpkins this year. I got excited, bought pumpkins and got everything ready tonight just to have her blow us off to hang with her friends. Kids outgrowing you is the absolute worst 😔
I now work only a couple minutes from the Colonial Theater. Very sad knowing @kirkminshow won’t be there again this spring.
On the first day of the Battle of the Somme, the British suffered over 50k casualties, 20k of them were killed. On the first day. The battle lasted 4.5 months. This is how far we’ve devolved as a species.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, @Trudell_DM is my favorite part of KMS obviously excluding Kirk. It’s truly heartbreaking to see him go. I know he’s caught a lot of shit lately but to me he’s one of the best. He’s all of our #1 big guy. Good luck, Justin.
There are roughly 1.2 million described species that live on land on Earth with another estimated 8 million that have yet to be described by science and there are still retards out there that think some guy built a boat and fit two of each of them on it thousands of years ago 🤦♂️
I genuinely enjoyed Dino on @GlennDOrdway ‘s podcast. Cool dive back to the old days and great to hear Dino again, even if I wasn’t convinced it was really him for the first ten minutes
Sources are saying that Christian Fauria and Lou Merloni will be appearing in episode 4 of the Big O Show.
Does Trump have any idea how much gas costs right now?
BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
