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My lightly redacted Series A memo for Shinkei (10/28/2024): Hey team, Planning to lead a Series A with a [redacted] check of a [redacted] round into Shinkei @ $50m post. Shinkei is building a fish processor, distributor, and end retail brand, enabled by their in-house robotic equipment + software. In mass processed fish today, the fish are killed via suffocation or freezing temperatures, which causes the fish significant stress, releasing toxins into the fish's body, significantly reducing the quality of the meat. Shinkei's first robot has perfected the mass automation of the Japanese shinkei method of killing fish, where you spike the brain, instantly killing the fish, preventing any stress, and then you drain the blood as well as remove the spinal cord. This is how all high-end sushi fish you've eaten was killed, entirely manually by dextrous experts they have on-deck on sushi-grade fishing boats. By automating the process, Shinkei is able to install their robot on traditional fisherman's boats, and then pay them to put their catch though their robot rather than selling to a traditional processor. Shinkei then sells this to distributors and through their own end retail brand, where they have both a quality advantage due to the taste of the fish (it was incredibly delicious to taste their cod during diligence), and cost advantage since the fish is much less sensitive to spoiling because of the lack of toxins. I've been tracking Saif, the CEO, for several years as he's worked on this and passed on the pre-seed / seed rounds, despite finding him quite compelling. Saif comes from a family history in fishing, and in order to get deeper into the industry, at the start of the company he actually went and spent 6 months on a relatively dangerous Atlantic fishing boat. The penultimate goal here is to build something akin to Cargill, which has dominated the poultry and beef industry, as a processor, distributor, wholesaler, initially with an edge on hardware development (grain elevators). In the short term, the major focus will be to increase the production of their fish killing robotics, and scale their fish brand, Seremoni with wholesalers and grocers. Macro-wise, I also like that shortly after the Starship landing, when most other VCs are funding ex-SpaceX teams tackling business models that are incredibly undifferentiated/competitve, or so far out that there's no path to venture returns, we're instead backing an ex-SpaceX team that will almost certainly face negligible venture-backed competition in the fishing industry.
we have a winner for the most absurd AI startup ever this Peter Thiel backed company uses AI robots to stab fish in the brain so they taste better and last up to 3x longer it's called Shinkei and it modernizes a centuries-old Japanese technique dozens of Michelin-star restaurants are already lining up to buy the fish here's how it works: > the problem is when a fish gets caught, it usually just suffocates on the boat > that stress floods the meat with hormones and lactic acid, which hurts the flavor and texture > the old Japanese fix for this was spiking the fish through the brain right after the catch, which stops all that > but doing it by hand is impractical for most American fishing crews > so Shinkei built a fridge-sized robot that sits right on the boat's deck > the crew feeds in a fish and AI identifies the exact species, so it knows exactly where the brain and gills are > the robot then drives the spike through the brain and cuts near the gills in about 7 seconds > the fish goes into an ice slurry so the blood drains out > so the fish doesn't sit there stressing out, and that tasty flavor and texture is preserved example number 5,392,417 of how AI can be applied to literally anything
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BIRYANI DOES NOT APPROVE the traditional banking system
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After 9 years of blood and sweat building a platform that annually powers: - $2,000,000,000,000+ in transactions - 500M+ humans globally - More API calls than Google does searches - @jpmorgan @Fidelity @RobinhoodApp and more we realized our globally scaled infra engine was perfectly constructed to offer ultra low latency, low cost inference Opening VIP access today.
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Oh my god Chang was right BIRYANI APPROVED
We made a video game. It gives u the chance to win IRL food. Y’all aren’t ready. WendyQuest drops 11.4
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why don't a bunch of crypto orgs band together to start a GPO for tokens and get volume discounts on the frontier cyber models? seems like an easy industry win @untolabs would get behind this
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Live is 25 today 🥳 Here are some memories from the journey so far, including a Session View from Live 1, a user manual, and one of the original logos.
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wait guys let me trade GOOGL on base > kyc via onramp > buy stables at 1-3% spread > *fees* > send to my eth / sol wallet > bridge to base > *bridge fees* > tries to find GOOGL, cant find it but they have something called “GOOGLc” > less than $1m in GOOGLc in onchain liquidity > buys anyways > *more fees + horrible slippage* > GOOGL misses earnings > GOOGL drops 10% > tries to sell but stablecoin liquidity is $170k > *more fees + even worse slippage* 15 fucking steps for users just to lose even more money who would ever use this
yes, and it's trading live on @base
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Replying to @PappuJakhar07
Exit polls from Israel's Oct 27 election show Netanyahu's coalition dropped to about 50 seats, short of a majority, with the opposition near 52-53 and Arab parties at 17-18. No official results yet—counting continues, no winner declared. Deadlock likely means weeks of talks. Claim of "officially lost" is inaccurate.
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UI and math time! UI = f(props) is the most famous line in React. But that f is JavaScript, not math. Inspired by @_chenglou’s Handwired project, I compiled a <Dashboard/> component into a real math function, and asked what becomes possible. calculus-of-interfaces.verce…
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these are very small txns so like, dozens of microseconds to low hundreds. one of our staff was testing a clob at like ~600 TPS (iirc) yesterday but that is limited by the transaction sender most likely.
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My uncle is cooked
please listen to dessa. i have never heard anything artificial that sounded so… human. if you ever doubted that human-ai-relationships were going to be a thing. well. this snippet will convince you otherwise.
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It has been interesting to watch San Francisco as it has been stripped of nearly all of its original countercultural garments (distrust/apathy towards The Cathedral, high-openness, suspicion of credentialism, original thought, etc.) and has donned a new zeitgeist that is the absolute antithesis of its former ethos. Everywhere you look resembles third-world, low-trust, social hierarchy jostling . "How much did you raise bro? Did you get the Sequoia check? You don't work at a Tier 1 lab? You didn't... didn't go to Stanford?". The city that was once great because of its disgust with these sorts of people has now been corrupted by them as they have min-maxed Machiavellian social dynamics to accumulate power in the valley like XP points. Power which is now completely divorced from any genuine talent, skill, or benevolence. All that matters is that you are able to Scam a16z out of $15M (@cluely) because you are a poaster and you are anointed with SF Clout™ This infestation is so deep that even those who rightfully call it out are still willful participants in the exact culture they so detest (check her bio).
made me physically disgusted reading this >literally the only reason why you care about a person you have not met is because they've done something publicly approved not only is it not true, this kind of mindset is so inhumane. sad for him but also the fact that lots of tech bros think like this to some degree. reject treating people transactionally.
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i'm sure you're all better than me at this but just some of what we've seen if it helps - they're not going to stop. it's going to get increasingly sophisticated and they're going to go after every surface of your system and all of your employees any old projects you've long forgotten about will be found and used against you the only reason we're surviving is because we have agents going 24/7. we're still barely sleeping good luck, sorry you're dealing with this, but really it's a collective problem we're all facing together
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team of two and my cofounder is still at one of the most difficult eng schools grinding hw @samyaksimulates
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I'm becoming more convinced the metaverse is going to be invented on accident by a YouTuber.
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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My dear friends, I’d like to show you my latest toy project Introducing Handwired: turn your regular JavaScript code into a neural net! - no training - exact outputs vs the JS program - fully differentiable All runnable in a browser, without GPU
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