Bison

Dear non-finance bros, This is fine cause at least $72B of the 80B loss is under “change in fair value of convertible notes, derivative liabilities, and SAFEs” Other 8B was in “other (expense) net” Both have gone nuclear cause enterprise value went ballistic. This is free.

Honestly why aren’t there lounges with @Kalshi @Polymarket + their knockoffs yet? Not only sports but you could watch elections there, news in the early morning, etc. Have a terminal setup with quick sign in to your account. Sell food + alcohol and have a bunch of big screens

Thank you God, I hope you all find blessings outside of a PnL

Well well well, it appears I’m only semi-retarded. Not wrong, just way too early.

Oh my God never listen to me ever I’m a fkin retard

I’ve consolidated into two positions: $HOOKR and $SHROOM Novel liquidity opportunities are often misunderstood, their implications take time for the market to observe, and often you get plenty of time to bid. Bid time over. RHC needs these two to succeed.

As a semi-retired idiot unc who was bullposting $PONS around 20M I think you will be equally furious about not having as much $HOOKR at these levels as possible. Probably $SHROOM and $DELTA too but I think HOOKR clear cashtag + tech winner.

The ONE thing I’ve been best at over my now 4 cycles: Adapt or Die. I was a BTC maxi turned ETH maxi ETH maxi turned SOL maxi SOL maxi now turned Robinhood Chain maxi I do not discriminate. Probably just HYPE - RHC barbell this entire cycle. Anyone selling hopium about SOL returning to its glory is a false idol.

There is such an obvious, quality sympathy meme from all of this (also congrats @SolSwizzle)

I don’t think the $PONS trade is over. It’s better tokenomics than $PUMP. New chain premium. And, my favorite, FULLY UNLOCKED. Buybacks don’t just provide orderbook liq for investors. We need a Billy runner, and I can see it playing out.

Still retired. Still retarded. Still got it.

Enjoying my fatherhood arc thoroughly. I think I’m officially not enjoying my job anymore though. When I was in the trenches, generally my wealth scaled with time invested. Now I’m chained to a desk for 10+ hours a day + weekends for the earning security and that’s so lame.

Algo back… Maybe it’s time for Bison to come back.

Think I’m over the whole Gacha/TCG platform narrative. 0 focus on the secondary market (biggest TAM btw). Just using shiny cardboard as a replacement for poker chips to hopefully hit big and preying on the Gamba or Die mentality that Millennials and Zoomers have adopted.