Saucy Minx, Salty Dog, Word Farmer
Toronto, Ontario
Joined May 2014
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I just had the weirdest scam call pretending to be Rogers Communications (@Rogers). After he identified himself, I said:
This is the third time this week I've gotten a call from you guys, can you put me on a list of do not call as I do not want these phone calls anymore...
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Okay so i've followed who i can from twitter on bluesky, got it working on my phone, and requested an archive of my twitter, so will hopefully be deleting this app after tomorrow
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Grey’s Anatomy came out while I was in Uni so I never watched it…. Now on season three on Netflix and: OH MY GOD, ALL THESE PEOPLE NEED TO GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL!!!! like seriously, lol
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What’s hilarious about this is when standing desks were first sold as a thing for office workers for health, cashiers everywhere were like lol whut
Sitting and standing all day are both bad, which leaves lying down as the best option, which is what I’ve been saying for years.
ALT “Standing desks may be bad for your health”
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When I was being assessed for bipolar disorder in the aughts, one of the questions was: did I ever engage in risky sexual behaviour?
And I was like you mean riding a rando cock while juggling chainsaws? Um noo!!!
Another was:
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If you are middle-aged and want to improve your poop game, I highly recommend eating kiwi (with the skin) in chia seeds soaked in plain Greek yoghurt:
Tastes awful but the 💩💩💩 afterwards are excellent!
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@Way_offside PUCKER UP, BABE!!!
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“Pivot” to the right
*rolls eyes
This is the darkest timeline
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Hey @TekSavvyCSR, I just got an email about confirming my address for modem replacement but I already did this with the first email sent several weeks ago... Just want to confirm it is legit and not phishing before confirming a second time, thank you!
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I’ve given up on getting any relief for my multi complex chronic illnesses cause I’m bipolar so being also physically disabled must be in my head
Can we talk about how having a diagnosed mental illness in medical charts nearly always makes medical staff/doctors less likely to believe us about medical problems?
Or are we not ready for that?
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I just had the weirdest prank call from a thirteen year old ahaha
I answer the phone and this child's voice says:
Child: Hi, I'm calling from your doctors office, your results are in and you ARE pregnant.
Me: No, I am not. You are a child and this is a prank call.
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Nobody:
Me (*watching a trailer on YouTube):
“Man, de-aging actors in post has gotten crazy! Lee Pace looks like a baby! How did they do that?”
The trailer: Tarsem’s 2006 film The Fall now being re-released on Mubi
🤣 😂 😆
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Last night I *somehow* ended up on tiddie tiktok….and tiktok knows I have a type better than I do 😂 😂 😂
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I have so much to say about this omg…one day I’ll let er rip
But yes, co-signed
P.S. don’t get me started on “the lead-paint stare”
You can review the awful Reddit thread OR, hear me out, check out jessicawetz6 on TikTok who is schooling not just docs but hospital admin on the real lives of chronicly ill with the most DELICIOUS righteous indignation… she? has made some cry :)
I’m on day 13 of my period
*punches the sky
I saw my doc on Thursday and said I WANT A HYSTERECTOMY!
She said: but you’re almost there! It won’t last forever!
*cries in perimenopause
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So just had a doc’s appointment for a blood pressure check and she was, for the first time, maskless. She looked at me bewildered and then said I can put a mask on if you’d like. :/
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