Bizzy

I mean did you really think it would be anyone else? 99 SIG SERIES SAMMY SOSA 1/1 I AM TIRED WOW @MLBTheShow

Knew I was getting old but damn…

McDonald’s Monopoly being back is super nostalgic until you realize you need to take out an actual mortgage to afford the food.

Death, taxes, Iowa field goals

Telling my kids this is Paul Revere

ON WISCONSIN

I fear the Green Bay Packers in the year two thousand and twenty six are not good at football

If you check your bank account before pulling into Burger King does that make you broke or fat?

40 FOR THE KID

Big shoutout to whoever developed the “your email says something is attached but nothing is actually attached” notification. Corporate America salutes you🫡

Did I just see a 15 years ago tweet with a Halo Reach clip…

Walking into work today and a toddler says to his mother “what’s he doing!” and brother let me tell you your guess is as good as mine.

The world is 4.5 billion years old and we are lucky enough to be here at the same time as PCA

Siri - define aura

Pete Henry Crow-Armstrong respecting my bed time

Everyone saying they want to go lefty-lefty off Randy Johnson just shows what sickos baseball players really are.

So glad Livy got to see her favorite player have such a good game

All of them

There’s a FedEx truck sitting in front of the UPS store and I have no idea what I’m about to walk into