Blake Hord

Scientists discover in groundbreaking study that 1 like is actually 0.766 prayers

Don't we all have moral duty to swerve in front of driverless cars to give them that training data?

You haven’t felt risk until you take a forgotten iPhone charger from a zipcar

Hot take of today: Schoolhouse Rock is better than Game of Thrones

The @LSJUMBAltoz are yuuuuuuuge #gostanford @stanford

Now accepting suggestions for clothing that would fit my “about to go bowling on a Tuesday afternoon” aesthetic

Right before I die I hope I see a supercut of all the times I said “haha yeah” when I couldn’t hear what the other person was saying

Budget cuts force Macy’s thanksgiving day parade to merge with Westminster dog show - floating dogs now roam the earth

2020: Human implanted jewelry, but chia pets

Shag carpet wallpaper

Hipster mortuary that smokes your loved ones with hand chopped hickory wood

Bringing your child on a leash to a dog training school

Why are there no LinkedIn meme accounts? #bouttomakeithappen

Instructor at Teatown: And this plant is named duckweed Littest 3rd Grader I've ever seen: I didn't know ducks smoked weed! #teachemyoung

Make DFHS Symmetrical Again gofundme.com/make-dfhs-symme…

Just overheard two scientists in the physics department talking about whether ghosts exist #earthshatteringresearch

Dear Carmel Driver, No one wants to hear the 1995 billboard top 100 while you swerve through traffic at 80mph. Sincerely, Everyone Ever