My dog is seeking world domination...and a little play time.

Burbank, CA
Joined December 2012
Glenn Burton retweeted
Oh no, Jalen Williams suffered a very serious lower leg injury after landing awkwardly.
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Brock Purdy when targeting 49ers wide receivers over the past 4 quarters: 0-2 0 yards
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Pat Murphy should be an inspiration to Tony Vitello. @SFGiants
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College Football Saturday: Bat Shit Crazy! Come and get it. @CFBPlayoff
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Glenn Burton retweeted
LOL these were the predictions made by ESPN before that series.
On this date in 2012, Pablo Sandoval became the 4th player in MLB history to hit 3 HR in a single World Series game. He joined Babe Ruth, Reggie Jackson, and Albert Pujols as the only players to do so. 💥 Sandoval would go on to win World Series MVP hitting .500 in the Giants 4 game sweep of the Tigers. 🏆
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RIP to Pete Banaszak. He led NFL with 16 TD runs in 1975 and ran for 2 TDs in #Raiders first Super Bowl win in 1976 season
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On this date in 2012, Pablo Sandoval became the 4th player in MLB history to hit 3 HR in a single World Series game. He joined Babe Ruth, Reggie Jackson, and Albert Pujols as the only players to do so. 💥 Sandoval would go on to win World Series MVP hitting .500 in the Giants 4 game sweep of the Tigers. 🏆
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Replying to @rebeccagrants
One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time.
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Glenn Burton retweeted
The phishing part of this story is damn near villainous. And it makes you think how little Dolan cares about his perception, because there’s no way he didn’t think this would come out once it happened.
The Knicks' assistant coaches did not receive their championship rings during Tuesday's ceremony, despite being handed ring boxes, according to league sources. Many longtime employees at Madison Square Garden will not receive rings at all, per team sources. Those employees got their hopes up in late September, when they were sent a fake championship ring offer as part of a phishing test. nyti.ms/4jB0yvR
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The Cavaliers just blew a HISTORIC 29-point lead against the Sixers Cleveland was previously 155-0 when leading by 29+ points since 1996 Meanwhile, Philadelphia was 0-156 when trailing by 29+ points during that span. NBA teams had also won 466 consecutive regular-season games when leading by at least 29 points. ALL THREE STREAKS ENDED TONIGHT 😳 (Via @ByTimReynolds )
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Glenn Burton retweeted
that’s on the short list of the worst defensive plays in NFL history
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Kel'el Ware fouls out in 14 minutes of Bucks debut; collects seven points, three rebounds #FantasyBasketball #NBA
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Replying to @LombardiHimself
Lmao! We’re celebrating the most useless stat. Any stat where Jimmy G is top 10 ALL TIME is completely worthless.
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The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c
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Andre Drummond looking at KAT Knicks extension money
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The NFC East hasn't had a win in the last two weeks. It still has a combined record better than the NFC South (.348) and tied with the AFC South (.375).
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Glenn Burton retweeted
In the next week, you’ll hear way too much about small markets and TV ratings. Give it a rest and appreciate this: The 2026 World Series: the team with the best record in the National League vs. the team with the best record in the American League.
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NFC East made history, going two straight weeks without a win.
If the Commanders lose tonight on Monday Night Football to the 49ers, the NFC East would become the first division in NFL history to be winless in consecutive weeks in which all teams in the division played a game. And two of the teams played each other last week.
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