Good morning, good people. May your day be filled with wonder and love.

I'm waiting for @Google and @Apple to kick @elonmusk's @Twitter from their respective app stores. Then the real fun begins! Poor Elon will cry in his coffee. Tears sweeten better than sugar. He's going to wail. Like the toddler he is.

Blue checks for everyone!

I'm amazed, but shouldn't be, at how fast the Chief Twit is destroying this platform that has been used by so many for good. My only question now is who's pocket is he in? Or, is he serving several masters? Is there kompromat or is he doing it for other reasons?

I'm in some sort of Twitter time-out. I told some guy who told a wheelchair user he shouldn't use the regular bus that he was an ass-wipe. Oh, well.

@KellDA @SethDillon

Oh, shut up. You'll do nothing of the sort. You know why? Hunter's laptop is calling you. Can you hear it? Bye bye